NORTH POLE – Due to the increasing population of the world, it has been reported that Santa Claus (AKA Kris Kringle) cannot keep up with the many furniture wishes he has received this year.
Santa tells reporters in his yearly press conference that, along with population growth, many other factors have contributed to the problem. The popularity of a baseball bed, murphy beds, and a Princess Castle Loft made his schedule very demanding. Also complicating matters, many of his key Elves are retiring this year. The ELU (Elves Labor Union) has set a mandatory retirement age of 456 years of age.
ELU spokeself said Tuesday that “when our workers reach 456 of age, their eyesight starts failing. We would like to maintain the highest quality possible.”
Never fear! Santa does have a solution. He has talked to some of the finest business minds in the world: Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Chris Davis – just to mention a few. Together, they came up with a solution that will save Christmas this year.
After talking to some of the most successful businesses around, Santa’s Workshop Inc. has decided to outsource some of its larger pieces. At first the ELU was not in agreement with this action. They feared their “high quality standard” would not be followed by others. However, after learning the company was wwbeds.com and poggyskids.com and that the they ahve agreed to let an elf check all outgoing furniture, the ELU could not argue any longer.
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