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Blog entry by Chris Davis posted 11-26-2010 04:31 PM 4838 reads 0 times favorited 8 comments Add to Favorites Watch

NORTH POLE – Due to the increasing population of the world and the “Cash for Toys Program”, it has been reported that Santa Claus (AKA Kris Kringle) cannot keep up with the many furniture wishes he has received this year.

In his yearly press conference, Santa tells reporters that many factors have contributed to the problem. The popularity of a baseball bed, Murphy beds, and a Princess Castle Loft have made his schedule very demanding. Also complicating matters, many of his key Elves are retiring this year. The ELU (Elves Labor Union) has set a mandatory retirement age of 456 years.

An ELU spokeself said Tuesday that “when our workers reach 456 years of age, their eyesight starts failing. Our goal is to maintain the highest quality possible.”
Never fear! Santa has found a solution. He has talked to some of the finest business minds in the world: Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Chris Davis (just to mention a few). Together, they came up with a solution that will save Christmas this year.

After talking to some of the most successful businesses around, Santa’s Workshop Inc. has decided to outsource some of its larger pieces. At first the ELU was not in agreement with this action. They feared their “high quality standard” would not be followed by others. However, after learning the company was and that the owner, Gary, agreed to let an elf check all outgoing furniture, the ELU could not argue any longer. The ELU knew the Poggy's Kids children’s line that offered would be just the solution Santa was looking for.

Not only will a high-ranking elf be watching, but Santa hopes that all the good boys and girls will “spy” to see what is creating. To sneak a peek at what Santa’s new helpers are working on, check out their Current Projects page

Master Craftsman, Chris Davis would like to remind everyone that you need to get your wish list in early. It could take up to five weeks to build your furniture, depending on how many orders are received. So order early, and order often!

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A Slice of Wood Workshop

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#1 posted 11-26-2010 05:02 PM

Is the heater broke? Its cold enough to snow in there. Cut that tree down and throw it in a barrel to warm up. Great products tho.

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Chris Davis

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#2 posted 11-26-2010 06:24 PM

Yea, the snow isn’t good for the moisture content of the wood either.

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#3 posted 11-26-2010 06:26 PM


-- A woman's work is never done-but power tools help!

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Jamie Speirs

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#4 posted 11-26-2010 06:34 PM


Yo Ho Ho

-- Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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#5 posted 11-26-2010 09:25 PM

wow .. to be named in Santa’s press release. What an honour!!

Congratulations :)

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#6 posted 11-26-2010 09:37 PM

:-) thank´s for sharing your great moment

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#7 posted 11-26-2010 10:27 PM

Oh yea, I love it. Oh, I hope that your endeavors are overly successful.

--, Making design and application one. †

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#8 posted 01-04-2011 03:38 PM

Great Press Release!

Great Marketing op, oh to be named in the Press Release, to the Whole Wide World and be associated with Santa, Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Taigert - Milan, IN

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