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Blog entry by Chris Davis posted 1343 days ago 3557 reads 0 times favorited 8 comments Add to Favorites Watch

NORTH POLE – Due to the increasing population of the world and the “Cash for Toys Program”, it has been reported that Santa Claus (AKA Kris Kringle) cannot keep up with the many furniture wishes he has received this year.

In his yearly press conference, Santa tells reporters that many factors have contributed to the problem. The popularity of a baseball bed, Murphy beds, and a Princess Castle Loft have made his schedule very demanding. Also complicating matters, many of his key Elves are retiring this year. The ELU (Elves Labor Union) has set a mandatory retirement age of 456 years.

An ELU spokeself said Tuesday that “when our workers reach 456 years of age, their eyesight starts failing. Our goal is to maintain the highest quality possible.”
Never fear! Santa has found a solution. He has talked to some of the finest business minds in the world: Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Chris Davis (just to mention a few). Together, they came up with a solution that will save Christmas this year.

After talking to some of the most successful businesses around, Santa’s Workshop Inc. has decided to outsource some of its larger pieces. At first the ELU was not in agreement with this action. They feared their “high quality standard” would not be followed by others. However, after learning the company was wwbeds.com and that the owner, Gary, agreed to let an elf check all outgoing furniture, the ELU could not argue any longer. The ELU knew the Poggy's Kids children’s line that wwbeds.com offered would be just the solution Santa was looking for.

Not only will a high-ranking elf be watching, but Santa hopes that all the good boys and girls will “spy” to see what wwbeds.com is creating. To sneak a peek at what Santa’s new helpers are working on, check out their Current Projects page

Master Craftsman, Chris Davis would like to remind everyone that you need to get your wish list in early. It could take up to five weeks to build your furniture, depending on how many orders are received. So order early, and order often!

-- Watch live video from our shop. http://wwbeds.com/live.htm



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A Slice of Wood Workshop

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#1 posted 1343 days ago

Is the heater broke? Its cold enough to snow in there. Cut that tree down and throw it in a barrel to warm up. Great products tho.

-- Tim- http://www.asliceofwoodworkshop.com; Twitter-@asliceofwood; Facebook-http://www.facebook.com/asliceofwood

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Chris Davis

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#2 posted 1343 days ago

Yea, the snow isn’t good for the moisture content of the wood either.

-- Watch live video from our shop. http://wwbeds.com/live.htm

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DragonLady

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#3 posted 1343 days ago

LOL

-- A woman's work is never done-but power tools help!

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Jamie Speirs

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#4 posted 1343 days ago

Wonderful
Wonderland

Yo Ho Ho

-- Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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MsDebbieP

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#5 posted 1343 days ago

wow .. to be named in Santa’s press release. What an honour!!

Congratulations :)

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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Dennisgrosen

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#6 posted 1343 days ago

:-) thank´s for sharing your great moment
Dennis

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Dennis Fletcher

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#7 posted 1343 days ago

Oh yea, I love it. Oh, I hope that your endeavors are overly successful.

-- http://www.ahomespecialist.net, Making design and application one. †

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Taigert

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#8 posted 1304 days ago

Great Press Release!

Great Marketing op, oh to be named in the Press Release, to the Whole Wide World and be associated with Santa, Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Taigert - Milan, IN

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