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North Pole Needs Help This Year!

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Blog entry by Chris Davis posted 11-23-2009 05:38 PM 781 reads 0 times favorited 3 comments Add to Favorites Watch

NORTH POLE – Due to the increasing population of the world and the “Cash for Toys Program”, it has been reported that Santa Claus (AKA Kris Kringle) cannot keep up with the many furniture wishes he has received this year.

Santa tells reporters in his yearly press conference that, along with recovery effort, many other factors have contributed to the problem. The popularity of a baseball bed, murphy beds, and a Princess Castle Loft have made his schedule very demanding. Also complicating matters, many of his key Elves are retiring this year. The ELU (Elves Labor Union) has set a mandatory retirement age of 456 years of age.

ELU spokeself said Tuesday that “when our workers reach 456 of age, their eyesight starts failing. We would like to maintain the highest quality possible.”

Never fear! Santa does have a solution. He has talked to some of the finest business minds in the world: Donald Trump, Bill Gates, and Chris Davis – just to mention a few. Together, they came up with a solution that will save Christmas this year.

After talking to some of the most successful businesses around, Santa’s Workshop Inc. has decided to outsource some of its larger pieces. At first the ELU was not in agreement with this action. They feared their “high quality standard” would not be followed by others. However, after learning the company was wwbeds.com with their Children’s line Poggy's Kids and that the owner, Gary, agreed to let an elf check all outgoing furniture, the ELU could not argueany longer.

Master Craftsman, Chris would like to remind everybody that you need to get you wish list in early. It could take up to 5 weeks to build your furniture, depending on how many orders are received. So order early, and order often!

See what we are doing at the Current Projects link at wwbeds.com or poggyskids.com. See what we are doing live:

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-- Watch live video from our shop. http://wwbeds.com/live.htm



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#1 posted 11-23-2009 10:23 PM

Excellent solution to the problem. Well done Chris… I am sure old Saint Nick Is glad you are in his corner.

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ lazylarrywoodworks.com.au For lovers of all things timber...

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#2 posted 11-24-2009 01:12 AM

Well played

-- "All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then Success is sure." Mark Twain

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#3 posted 11-24-2009 10:23 PM

nice video.

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