Male or Female?

”TIRES:” Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

I resemble that remark!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

haha, so good. (both of you)

-- When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

Charlie i think we both the butt of that joke LOL….....

Andy

-- cut it saw it scrap it

I’m still pressing all the wrong buttons ! And the tire is becomming over inflated. Still ain’t bald just losing all the color !

-- If at first you don't succeed...Buy another tool !!

Dresser: Female, according to Cream in the 70’s they said a woman is like a dresser, someone is always going through their drawers.

-- Gary, South Central Wisconsin. So much to learn, so little time!

Funny stuff

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

ROFLMAO…...............Thanks Karson and Bozo for the laughs. I needed that after today…........LOL

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

Perfect to bring a smile after a long week. Thanks

These are hilariously accurate. LOL

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

Very funny! Hey, I’m feeling spongy . . .

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

Funny, thanks for that…..................

-- mtnwild (Jack), It's not what you see, it's how you see it.

Very funny.

-- Those that say it can't be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

Thanks for the humor , Karson : )

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

Karson, you are definitely a male because you have a sense of humor.
Sharad

-- patanjali

Men-o-pause ?

-- "Even small steps makes a distance." (Shawn Phillips, musician)

mmh you should’nt be feeling “spongy” at a time like this. There are people here. LOL

-- "Even small steps makes a distance." (Shawn Phillips, musician)

Karson, VERY FUNNY. Thanks for posting it.

”Light Bulb” Mixed Gender: Male because it’s easy to turn on. Female because it’s bright!

-- I love the smell of sawdust in the morning....

Ha! Thanks for the laugh Karson.

As far as woodrats comment about the light bulb, I am just bright enough to not tell my wife she is like a sponge or egg timer. I do enjoy sleeping at night, you know.

-- Kirk H. -- http://www.kjwoodworking.com

Good one Karson.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Woman are so bright after a few years you can’t stand to even look at them….lol

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

YYYEEEAAAHHHH….........I’ll regret that one. LOL

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

Hmmm, interesting no women comment on this stuff. I laughed aloud.

kolwdwrkr – don’t worry. We’ll get you. We have groups, societies. We are organized ;)

mtkate,
13 posts up.

-- Fred