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Karson

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97 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

If you get an email with a Subject line that reads ”Nude Photos of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it.
It could contain nude photos of Nancy Pelosi.

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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a1Jim

16598 posts in 469 days


97 days ago

NO NO NOOOOOO

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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Rj

545 posts in 523 days


97 days ago

LOL Thank you Karson I needed a good laugh .

-- Rj's Woodworks,San Jose & Weed Ca,

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Grumpy

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97 days ago

Karson, you have too much time on your hands.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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TopamaxSurvivor

2996 posts in 568 days


97 days ago

She looks bad enough with clothes on, I can’t imagine her without ;-)) Thanks :-))

-- Debt is nothing more than the 21st Century's form of slavery.

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PurpLev

2732 posts in 541 days


97 days ago

yeah, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t open an email with that header…. but thanks for the warning anyways :)

-- When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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jack1

375 posts in 920 days


97 days ago

Look for scraps to make stuff with… ;o)

Very funny and I passed it on…......

-- jack -- measure once, curse twice!

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john

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patron

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97 days ago

thanks karson !
that would be some spam .

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

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DAN

6438 posts in 875 days


97 days ago

I can’t wait ... if someone gets the email send it to me RIGHT AWAY

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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lew

4475 posts in 648 days


97 days ago

Too Late- ARRRRGH MY EYES!!!

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CharlieM1958

7602 posts in 1111 days


97 days ago

It’s true.

I heard a guy in New Jersey made the mistake of opening that email, and ended up drilling his eyes out with a forstner bit!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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kolwdwrkr

2247 posts in 483 days


97 days ago

roflmao, to funny

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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Innovator

3125 posts in 306 days


97 days ago

Ahh…..

Never mind :(

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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tenontim

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97 days ago

Man, that would definitely leave a mark! I wouldn’t look at that with Obama’s eyes!

-- Tim -- http://tmuli.com

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TopamaxSurvivor

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97 days ago

I wouldn’t look with Bill Clinton’s eyes ;-)) !!!!!!!!

-- Debt is nothing more than the 21st Century's form of slavery.

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DrDirt

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97 days ago

Oh No ….I just pictured it….

Help!

its burning…...........burrrrrrnnnnnniiinng…......

-- Its never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

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gbvinc

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97 days ago

Now that is funny! What a horrifying thought!

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akdale

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97 days ago

Even the thought of it makes me wish for amnesia

-- Phil 4:13------Our family motto

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firecaster

482 posts in 311 days


97 days ago

Thanks,
Now my brain feels dirty.

-- Father of two sons. Both Eagle Scouts.

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Kirk

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97 days ago

Karson,

You are lucky that someone though enough of you to send you that e-mail.

Otherwise, you wouldn’t open it, because you don’t know the sender.

That is the rule of e-mail.

W. Kirk Crawford
Tularosa, New Mexico

-- W. Kirk Crawford - Tularosa, New Mexico

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Dusty56

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97 days ago

Thanks for starting my week out with a good laugh , Karson ! : )
Actually , she’s pretty hot for being nearly 70 years old ! LOL

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

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beefonrocks

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97 days ago

Had to pass your warning along to my friends, this message needs to get out to everyone!

Thanks for the laugh.

-- Don, Flower Mound, TX

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jockmike2

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97 days ago

I saw bigfoot once and it was not grizzman, it was her. Except for the dress of course.

-- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com

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Roper

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97 days ago

can’t be any worse then some of the nude sarah palin photos floating around the internet.

-- Roper - Master of sawdust-

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MedicKen

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97 days ago

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled
to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn’t know how to drive. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi! “And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”

-- My job is to give my kids things to discuss with their therapist....medic20447@gmail.com

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Stock

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97 days ago

I think we have a breakthrough in therapy for the men addicted to porn… I think if you showed them this Pelosi stuff it would be an instant cure…LOL

-- Glen

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Abbott

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96 days ago

Thanks for the laugh Karson.

“Despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”- David Feherty

-- Still clinging to my guns and religion.

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cabinetmaster

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96 days ago

ROFLMAO…............................Dan, email coming your way…............Hot stuff…............LOL

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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Innovator

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96 days ago

After reading this yesterday I sent a letter to my congressman asking if this could be outlawed. He told me today he believes it already is!!!!!

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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DAN

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96 days ago


-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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Walnut_Weasel

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96 days ago

TopamaxSurvivor posted, “I wouldn’t look with Bill Clinton’s eyes ;-)) !!!!!!!!”

Call me crazy, but I am sure that Bill has a T-shirt that says, “Been there, done that, got this crappy T-shirt.”

-- James - What's your excuse this time??

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TopamaxSurvivor

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96 days ago

I wouldn’t do much of anything that Bill Clinton stoops to ;-))

-- Debt is nothing more than the 21st Century's form of slavery.

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jim1953

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96 days ago

Wow

-- Jim, Kentucky

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Innovator

3125 posts in 306 days


96 days ago

I never should have checked this link again tonight. After seeing the last 2 pics I am affraid I will never get to sleep!!!!!

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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DocK16

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96 days ago

Nancy Pelosi the woman everyone loves to hate.

-- DocK, WV

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Teem

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96 days ago

I’m pretty sure any type of nude Nancy Pelosi picture will cause your computer monitor to explode.

-- Friday nights are for high stakes glue ups sucka!

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littlecope

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96 days ago

Ugh! This is Bad, very Bad…Terrifyingly Awful…(Must…get…images…out…of…head…!)

-- Mike in Manchester, NH---Unpleasant tasks are simply worthy challenges to improve skills.

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Kristoffer

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94 days ago

So much for the thought of keeping any sort of food down today.

-- Cheers and God Bless

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Dadoo

1725 posts in 883 days


91 days ago

I fell for the Janet Reno one awhile back…had to burn my computer.

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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kjwoodworking

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91 days ago

Dan, all was funny until you got ugly acting with the photos. It’s all fun and games till somebody loses there site!

Lumberjocks is a place for people to get together and share woodworking projects, tips and also share a little humor.

There is nothing funny about scarring people for life.

Young or old, you have to prepare someone for that. It’s like driving up on a car accident.

The thought of Nude Nacy was bad enough, now you have gone to far!!!

What is going to happen if some young lumberjock happens across these pics. You have ruined the lingerie section of the sears catalog forever!!! :)

Thanks Karson this has made my day.

-- Kirk H. -- http://www.kjwoodworking.com

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DAN

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83 days ago

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, “May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, “OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”

“Well, in that case I’ll just look the other way,” said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant, and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, “Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

“Well, now they know you’re one of us,” said the bartender, “Would you like a drink?”

“But, I still don’t understand,” said the puzzled nun.

“You see,” laughed the bartender, “every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?”

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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Dusty56

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82 days ago

LOL !!

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

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DAN

6438 posts in 875 days


64 days ago

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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dbhost

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64 days ago

Ewwww….

-- Trying to follow the example of the master.

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Innovator

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64 days ago

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I just forgot about this and it is back

Ug

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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GMman

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64 days ago

Dan..picture without a name who is she?

-- --<<<<<< I will not stop until I get it right. >>>>>>--

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RetiredCoastie

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64 days ago

That is too funny! Thanks Karson, a good way to start my day with a laugh.

-- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines! Mike D.

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DAN

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42 days ago


...
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STRIP CHESS … New game for seniors everywhere

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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mski

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41 days ago

Wonder how many BIG FAT OLD LJ’s would look better?
Pretty sorry one must attack a person like that, whats next burning crosses and pointed hoods?

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

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DAN

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32 days ago


this was a big internet topic today

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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cstrang

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32 days ago

Thanks to those few pictures above I wont be able to close my eyes for about a week lol

-- A hammer dangling from a wall will bang and sound like work when the wind blows the right way.

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