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cabinetmaster

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1388 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Forgetter Be Forgotten

My forgetter’s getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I’m ‘here’ I’m wondering
If I really should be ‘there’
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven’t got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say ‘what am I here for?’
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say ‘Hi’ and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, ‘who the hell was that?’

Yes, my forgetter’s getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it’s driving me plumb crazy
And that just ain’t no joke.

CAN YOU RELATE???

I DON’T REMEMBER

WHEN I WROTE THIS AND WHERE I POSTED IT…...............................

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps




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Russel

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#1 posted 1388 days ago

Too Funny.

-- Working at Woodworking http://www.VillageLaneFurniture.com

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GMman

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#2 posted 1388 days ago

Yes funny in a way and in a way no joke but…..forgot what I was going to say??

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degoose

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#3 posted 1388 days ago

Three things about getting old,
1. memory loss
Larry

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ larrysworkshop.wordpress.com For lovers of all things timber...

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Bob42

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#4 posted 1388 days ago

Been there, still there, I think!! Thanks to whats his name for the post.

-- Bob K. East Northport, NY

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mmh

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#5 posted 1388 days ago

In medically inept terms it’s called CRS Syndrome. [Can’t Remember Stuff Syndrome]

I think I’ve had it for years, at least I think I have . . .

Huh? Oh, I said I think I’ve had it for years . . .

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

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cabinetmaster

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#6 posted 1388 days ago

I don’t remember posting this…...........................LOL

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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ND2ELK

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#7 posted 1388 days ago

It’s one thing that doesn’t get any better with age!

God Bless
tom

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

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a1Jim

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#8 posted 1388 days ago

Hey Jerry
We all have those times

-- W James Brokenbourgh Custom furniture maker http://artisticwoodstudio.com/

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Don K.

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#9 posted 1388 days ago

Jerry
Good post….what were we talking about here ???

-- Don S.E. OK

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John Gray

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#10 posted 1388 days ago

Where I put what?

-- Only the Shadow knows....................

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Greg The Cajun Box Sculptor

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#11 posted 1388 days ago

I forgot what I was going to write here.

-- Every step of any project should be considered your masterpiece if you want the finished product to reflect the quality of your work. http://www.FineArtBoxes.com

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Karson

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#12 posted 1388 days ago

What was the question again.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Innovator

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#13 posted 1388 days ago

For me its not oldtimers its sometimers!

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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Gary

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#14 posted 1388 days ago

uhh….huh?

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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Kindlingmaker

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#15 posted 1387 days ago

...what the guy in the cowboy hat said… I think…

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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