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cabinetmaster

8534 posts in 452 days


113 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Forgetter Be Forgotten

My forgetter’s getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I’m ‘here’ I’m wondering
If I really should be ‘there’
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven’t got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say ‘what am I here for?’
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say ‘Hi’ and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, ‘who the hell was that?’

Yes, my forgetter’s getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it’s driving me plumb crazy
And that just ain’t no joke.

CAN YOU RELATE???

I DON’T REMEMBER

WHEN I WROTE THIS AND WHERE I POSTED IT…...............................

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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Russel

2057 posts in 833 days


113 days ago

Too Funny.

-- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last.

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GMman

1368 posts in 591 days


113 days ago

Yes funny in a way and in a way no joke but…..forgot what I was going to say??

-- --<<<<<< I will not stop until I get it right. >>>>>>--

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degoose

1995 posts in 248 days


113 days ago

Three things about getting old,
1. memory loss
Larry

-- Drink once, cut twice. New website up.... lazylarrywoodworks.com.au

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Bob42

285 posts in 684 days


113 days ago

Been there, still there, I think!! Thanks to whats his name for the post.

-- Bob K. East Northport, NY

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mmh

1384 posts in 616 days


113 days ago

In medically inept terms it’s called CRS Syndrome. [Can’t Remember Stuff Syndrome]

I think I’ve had it for years, at least I think I have . . .

Huh? Oh, I said I think I’ve had it for years . . .

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

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cabinetmaster

8534 posts in 452 days


113 days ago

I don’t remember posting this…...........................LOL

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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ND2ELK

6174 posts in 668 days


113 days ago

It’s one thing that doesn’t get any better with age!

God Bless
tom

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

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a1Jim

16770 posts in 471 days


113 days ago

Hey Jerry
We all have those times

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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Don K.

1095 posts in 220 days


113 days ago

Jerry
Good post….what were we talking about here ???

-- Don S.E. OK

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John Gray

1753 posts in 779 days


113 days ago

Where I put what?

-- Only the Shadow knows....................

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Greg

218 posts in 202 days


113 days ago

I forgot what I was going to write here.

-- Each and Every step of any project should be considered your masterpiece if you want the finished product to reflect the quality of your work. Greg Little

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Karson

25793 posts in 1294 days


113 days ago

What was the question again.

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Innovator

3125 posts in 307 days


113 days ago

For me its not oldtimers its sometimers!

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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Gary

579 posts in 327 days


113 days ago

uhh….huh?

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas

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Kindlingmaker

1470 posts in 420 days


112 days ago

...what the guy in the cowboy hat said… I think…

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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Lee A. Jesberger

3710 posts in 873 days


112 days ago

Who is this?

What do you want.

lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

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Innovator

3125 posts in 307 days


112 days ago

I just read the entire post and forgot what it was about, oh well.

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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bowyer

342 posts in 290 days


112 days ago

Huh???

-- If at first you don't succeed...Don't try skydiving

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cabinetmaster

8534 posts in 452 days


112 days ago

Uhhhh…....................who wrote this post?

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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ralmand

111 posts in 196 days


112 days ago

OMG….That is me!

-- Randy, Allen Texas

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reggiek

706 posts in 164 days


112 days ago

As a lifetime member of the CRS club…I commend you on your…emmmm what do they calll it when you type something on here? errr…well you know what I mean? or do you? who the heck are you anyway? and why the heck am I typing this???? I was taking a nap….err no…I was at work… ahhh to heck with it!

-- Woodworking.....My small slice of heaven!

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blackcherry

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108 days ago

You talking to me???????

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