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08-02-2009 09:30 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Forgetter Be Forgotten

My forgetter’s getting better,
But my rememberer is broke
To you that may seem funny
But, to me, that is no joke

For when I’m ‘here’ I’m wondering
If I really should be ‘there’
And, when I try to think it through,
I haven’t got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,
Say ‘what am I here for?’
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
Where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say ‘Hi’ and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, ‘who the hell was that?’

Yes, my forgetter’s getting better
While my rememberer is broke,
And it’s driving me plumb crazy
And that just ain’t no joke.



WHEN I WROTE THIS AND WHERE I POSTED IT…...............................

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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#1 posted 08-02-2009 10:04 PM

Too Funny.

-- Working at Woodworking

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#2 posted 08-02-2009 10:29 PM

Yes funny in a way and in a way no joke but…..forgot what I was going to say??

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#3 posted 08-02-2009 10:39 PM

Three things about getting old,
1. memory loss

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ For lovers of all things timber...

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#4 posted 08-02-2009 10:50 PM

Been there, still there, I think!! Thanks to whats his name for the post.

-- Bob K. East Northport, NY

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#5 posted 08-02-2009 11:05 PM

In medically inept terms it’s called CRS Syndrome. [Can’t Remember Stuff Syndrome]

I think I’ve had it for years, at least I think I have . . .

Huh? Oh, I said I think I’ve had it for years . . .

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

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#6 posted 08-03-2009 03:24 AM

I don’t remember posting this…...........................LOL

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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#7 posted 08-03-2009 04:01 AM

It’s one thing that doesn’t get any better with age!

God Bless

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

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#8 posted 08-03-2009 04:09 AM

Hey Jerry
We all have those times

-- Custom furniture

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#9 posted 08-03-2009 04:48 AM

Good post….what were we talking about here ???

-- Don S.E. OK

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#10 posted 08-03-2009 05:04 AM

Where I put what?

-- Only the Shadow knows....................

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#11 posted 08-03-2009 05:12 AM

I forgot what I was going to write here.

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#12 posted 08-03-2009 05:36 AM

What was the question again.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia †

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#13 posted 08-03-2009 05:36 AM

For me its not oldtimers its sometimers!

-- Whether You Think You Can or You Think You Can't, YOU ARE RIGHT!!!

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#14 posted 08-03-2009 05:54 AM


-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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#15 posted 08-03-2009 03:59 PM

...what the guy in the cowboy hat said… I think…

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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