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TopamaxSurvivor

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07-30-2009 08:50 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor joke

It didn’t work, so copy and paste to your browser, these guys have some good ones:
http://thereifixedit.com/

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence


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#1 posted 07-30-2009 08:55 AM

Terribly funny, mate, keep them coming. hey!

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ lazylarrywoodworks.com.au For lovers of all things timber...

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#2 posted 07-30-2009 08:58 AM

Once yoiu’re on, just keep thumbing through the pages. On the second page there is a woodworkers special; a wooden high chair with a small child using a Lumber Jock bottle holder ;-))

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#3 posted 07-30-2009 10:04 AM

LOL…GREAT Bob…lmao !!!!

-- Don S.E. OK

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#4 posted 07-30-2009 04:14 PM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#5 posted 07-30-2009 04:16 PM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#6 posted 07-30-2009 04:20 PM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#7 posted 08-26-2009 03:46 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#8 posted 08-26-2009 04:27 AM

funny stuff

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#9 posted 08-26-2009 04:47 AM

GREAT! Now another site to be bookmarked so I’ll check it every day! There goes my shop time again! LOL!

-- Dave; Lansing, Kansas

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#10 posted 08-27-2009 03:07 AM

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?”

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.

The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#11 posted 08-29-2009 04:58 PM


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#12 posted 08-31-2009 02:56 AM

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. However, they decided to party instead. So when they went to the test they decided to tell the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to two different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question.

“For 5 points, explain the components of an atom.”

At this point, they both thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.

Then, the test continued… “For 95 points, tell me which tire went flat.”

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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