Air New Zealand 's safety take off instructions. They've taken it off.

If the flight attendants actually “dress” that way, their bookings should go WAY up.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

LOL , thanks , Buddy : )

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

I didn’t even notice that their uniforms were painted on.<(:O}#

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

yeah we,ve always had a weird sense of humour! Although maybe it,s time to rename the company Gay air!

-- if the hand is not working it is not a pure hand

I think the Brunette inflating the life vest with the tube was pretty cute : )

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

OK.

-- jack -- measure once, curse twice!

I have the same live vests. I need a hottie in body paint to do an instructional video!

-- - Please help keep Lumberjocks an enjoyable escape by refusing to participate in political discussions. Simply spit out the bait and ignore the thread...

Barry I’ll fly your airline if you can get that staff.

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

What!? They don’t all have those uniforms? The flight we took to Flagstaff, AZ did . . .

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python