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Milo

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1853 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

BEWARE

Men be aware and ladies make sure to inform you husbands or boyfriends.

A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

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Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping bags into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their boobs almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get in the back-seat. On the way to McDonalds, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P. S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale
For 2.99 each.

Milo

-- Beer, Beer, Thank God for Beer. It's my way of keeping my mind fresh and clear...


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tomakazi

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#1 posted 1853 days ago

Good one, I’ll have to try that one…good thing I keep my wallet in my front pocket!!!

-- I didn't go to college, I was too busy learning stuff - Ted Nugent

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James

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#2 posted 1853 days ago

haha i know i got some old wallets around here somewhere!

-- James, Bluffton, IN

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#3 posted 1853 days ago

you must be the guy that holds up traffic ?

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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Milo

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#4 posted 1853 days ago

wait.. holds up traffic??? You gotta explain that one… :-)

-- Beer, Beer, Thank God for Beer. It's my way of keeping my mind fresh and clear...

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patron

12955 posts in 1938 days


#5 posted 1853 days ago

under those conditions ,
i woud’nt be doing much ,
keeping my eyes on the road ?
or my hands on the wheel !

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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Occie gilliam

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#6 posted 1852 days ago

witch home depot, got to make sure i stay away,

-- OC down in Costa Rica. come down and see me some time. I'll keep the light on for you too-oc@hotmail.com mail.com

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Thos. Angle

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#7 posted 1852 days ago

Thanks for the laugh.

-- Thos. Angle, Jordan Valley, Oregon

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lew

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#8 posted 1852 days ago

Are they back?!

They got Charlie and me a couple of months ago- 3 times.

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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CharlieM1958

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#9 posted 1852 days ago

Damn right. I’ve been looking for them ever since. I mean… to try to get my wallets back… you know.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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Splinterman

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#10 posted 1852 days ago

You are one sick man Charlie….......and YEP….I am jealous…LOL.

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Karson

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#11 posted 1852 days ago

I saw them at Lowes, I think – I’ll go check again.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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scotty47

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#12 posted 1852 days ago

Good one…..............scotty

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Christopher

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#13 posted 1851 days ago

Thats where my wife and her friend have been going!

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bowyer

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#14 posted 1851 days ago

I’ll make this post short gotta make a Home Depot run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rick

-- If at first you don't succeed...Don't try skydiving

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Todd Thomas

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#15 posted 1851 days ago

LOL…...very funny

-- Todd, Oak Ridge, TN, Hello my name is Todd and I'm a Toolholic, I bought my last tool 10 days, no 4 days, oh heck I bought a tool on the way here! †

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