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06-26-2009 05:07 AM

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Photobucket Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year,

And every year Morris would say,

‘Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’

Esther always replied,

‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,

And fifty dollars is fifty dollars’

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,

‘Esther, I’m 85 years old.

If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’

To this, Esther replied,

‘Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

The pilot overheard the couple and said,

‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet

for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny!

But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars.’

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,

But still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,

‘By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.

I’m impressed!’

Morris replied,

‘Well, to tell you the truth,

I almost said something when Esther fell out,

But you know,

fifty dollars is fifty dollars!’

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~


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#1 posted 06-26-2009 05:09 AM

ouch!

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#2 posted 06-26-2009 05:38 AM

How important is Eye Makeup??

Ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That’s why it’s so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied.

Remember, if it weren’t for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn’t get a second look from most guys…

...
any one disagree ?

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#3 posted 06-26-2009 05:50 AM

no , the ayaya eyes have it !

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#4 posted 06-26-2009 08:09 AM

I think it’s the ruby red lips.

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#5 posted 06-26-2009 03:40 PM

I ca-rum-ba….....

-- Eric, central Florida

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#6 posted 06-30-2009 06:20 AM







-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#7 posted 06-30-2009 06:29 AM

I love Brunettes , with and without eye make up : )

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#8 posted 06-30-2009 07:18 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#9 posted 07-02-2009 02:00 AM



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#10 posted 07-02-2009 03:33 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

What Kind of Tracks Are They?
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.

The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.”
The second blonde said, “No, those are elk tracks.”
The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#11 posted 07-06-2009 03:07 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#12 posted 07-06-2009 03:23 AM

WHAT NOT TO DO WITH
BOTTLE ROCKETS
..

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#13 posted 07-06-2009 04:12 AM

Koldwrkr,

How the heck did you get that picture of me and the wife??

-- Dave, Colonie, NY

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#14 posted 07-08-2009 08:52 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#15 posted 07-16-2009 03:34 AM

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