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06-25-2009 03:52 PM

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SCARY IF YOU GET THEM ALL RIGHT : Don’t go ahead and cheat, do it fair. IF YOU MAKE 100, YOU’RE OLDER THAN DIRT.

(I scored 16…. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad…......?)

This is NOT a pushover test.. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. Check your paper & pencil answers with the ones at the bottom. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking!

1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil

2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was…
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay

3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, ‘We have met the enemy and…
A. It’s you
B. He is us
C. It’s the Grinch
D. He wasn’t home
E. He’s really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered

4. Good night David.
A. Good night Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve

5. You’ll wonder where the yellow went…
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent

6. Before he was the Skipper’s Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie’s friend…
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo

7. Liar, liar.
A. You’re a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I’m telling Mom

8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and…
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines

9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It’s time for Yogi Bear
B. It’s time to do your homework
C. It’s Howdy Doody Time
D. It’s Time for Romper Room
E. It’s bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time

10. Lions and tigers and bears…
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I’m scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let’s run

11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone…
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don’t know
F. Who says, ‘Trust me’
G. Who eats tofu

12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women’s
Stockings…
A. Troy Aikman
B.. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway

13. Brylcream.
A. Smear it on
B. You’ll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It’s a dream
F. We’re your team
G. A little dab’ll do ya

14. I found my thrill…
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill

15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by…
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno

16. Name the Beatles…
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel …
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo

17. I wonder, wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?

18. I’m strong to the finish…
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I’m the hero
E. And don’t you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto

19. When it’s least expected, you’re elected, you’re the star today…
A. Smile, you’re on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you’re on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we’re wa tching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you’re a hit
G. Smile, you’re on TV

20. What do M & M’s do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors

Below are the right answers:
1. D – Wonder Bread
2. G – Cassius Clay
3. B – He Is Us
4. A – Good night, Chet
5. G – When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. D – Maynard G.. Krebbs
7. C – Pants On Fire
8. F – The American Way
9. C – It’s Howdy Doody Time
10. E – Oh My
11. D – Over 30
12. C – Joe Namath
13.. G – A little dab’ll do ya
14. G – On Blueberry Hill
15. B – Mary Martin
16. G – John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. D – Who wrote the book of Love
18. B – Cause I eats me spinach
19. A – Smile, you’re on Candid Camera
20. F – Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand


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CharlieM1958

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#1 posted 06-25-2009 04:05 PM

19.

Thank God I missed one.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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patron

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#2 posted 06-25-2009 04:14 PM

i got 17 right .
does this mean anything other than i can still read ?
thanks for the test ,
it probably won’t help me get SSI ?

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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Karson

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#3 posted 06-25-2009 04:16 PM

I got 17. I missed 6, 11 and 15

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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zwwizard

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#4 posted 06-25-2009 04:21 PM

Something must be wrong with me, I got them all right. Now thats scary!

-- Richard http://www.PictureTrail.com/gallery/view?username=thewizz

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robbi

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#5 posted 06-25-2009 04:45 PM

18-CRAP! Missed 10 and 12….thank goodness.

-- robbi-Yadahooty!

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lew

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#6 posted 06-25-2009 04:57 PM

Richard, looks like both of us are older than dirt!

Lew

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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hairy

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#7 posted 06-25-2009 05:01 PM

Is that all you got? Too easy!

-- the last of Barret's Privateers...

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teenagewoodworker

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#8 posted 06-25-2009 05:10 PM

i got 4…. wierd

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woodsmithshop

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#9 posted 06-25-2009 05:10 PM

do I win a prize? I got all of them right, but I thought I might have missed #10, but my daughter is a fan of poo bear, and I remembered her watching it, it is poo bear isn’t it?

-- Smitty!!!

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majeagle1

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#10 posted 06-25-2009 05:27 PM

Got 19, missed #11…............... must have been a senior moment !

-- Gene, Majestic Eagle Woodworks, http://majesticeagleww.etsy.com/, http://www.flickr.com/photos/majesticeagle/

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WibblyPig

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#11 posted 06-25-2009 05:31 PM

woodsmithshop – Wizard of Oz

I got 18 right (I’m 45)

-- Steve, Webster Groves, MO "A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in."

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odie

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#12 posted 06-25-2009 05:41 PM

I got 19 also. I missed Bob Dylan … over 30

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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Russel

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#13 posted 06-25-2009 06:00 PM

Got them all. That stuff wasn’t that long ago … was it? And I think I remember when dirt was still new.

-- Working at Woodworking http://www.VillageLaneFurniture.com

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Tim Marko

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#14 posted 06-25-2009 06:01 PM

19, never a big dylan fan.

-- Tim, trying to come up with something cool to say here!

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Don Newton

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#15 posted 06-25-2009 06:19 PM

I got them all right! #6 was a guess

-- Don, Pittsburgh

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