Things That Should be Filtered

Ground coffee, bad water, and negative vibrations….................................

-- mtnwild (Jack), It's not what you see, it's how you see it.

Thank you for posting these, I needed a good laugh.

-- Hope Never fails

Odie there could be money in you if you were properly managed. L O L Alistair p s not a lot of money but surely something.

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

Peace!

-- Francisco Luna, San Francisco Bay Area.

Oh boy another spot to post some ridiculous pictures, most of which have already been posted in other Odie sponsored forums….

-- David, South Windsor, CT "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning"

-- Gene

There are ladies here isn’t that a bit over the top A joke is a joke but thats just distasteful. Alistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Has anyone noticed that the guy that said we were going to the dogs probably posts more dogs that all the rest of put together.

-- RTB. "dumb animals are not stupid they simply can't talk "

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

new bloggers

-- RTB. "dumb animals are not stupid they simply can't talk "

I’m holding back !!!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

A while ago I mistakenly posted an inappropriate picture to this thread. It was intended to go in an email to a friend.
I took it down as soon as it was brought to my attention by Alistair. My sincere apologies to anyone who was offended.
I’m sure my buddy is scratching his head over the one he got.

-- Gene

danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Hey Gene … Send it my way too !!! >grin<

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Sorry I missed it Gene … Here you go rtb, it’s not a dog.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Nancy Pelosi and her constituents.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Do you want to see something scary ? Now that should be filtered.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Nude Beach in Missouri
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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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something we can agree upon

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Someone in that “other” thread, with a holier-than-thou attitude, had a request. We’re here to please.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

oh my lord… wrong soooooo wrong….

keep ‘em coming!

-- Beer, Beer, Thank God for Beer. It's my way of keeping my mind fresh and clear...

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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-- David, South Windsor, CT "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning"

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

S—- Shoes anyone ?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Them rednecks think of everthin.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

DAN, how can anybody top that ? I have one I’m saving, but it’s a little over the top … I’ll wait. So, how about a redneck hot tub.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Oh, hot off of the presses. I almost forgot, we did have another request … and here IT is.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

yah !
we can hide the really bad stuff down farther in the thread … kinda like the original doggy post

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

repeat After Me

I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN ,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN,
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!!!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I’m confused. Who’s the filterer? I must be missing something here. Oh well, keep the boobs coming. Well…not all of them.

-- Don't tell her I'm in the shop!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Gene

How to hold on while the train is in motion in order to avoid falling…....
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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Dan did she know you took that photo lol…......

-- cut it saw it scrap it

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Velly wooooooooooooooooood!

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Kinda woodsie huh Grumpy

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

BAD DOG !!!

-- Don S.E. OK

-- Don S.E. OK

odie’s baby picture

-- Don S.E. OK

You can see this guy at : http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Grumpy: Where can I buy that. I need one for my shop.

-- Gary, South Central Wisconsin. So much to learn, so little time!

I don’t know Bureaucrat but I guess you could make one.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

ya maybe carve one

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Big tattooed stupid Kimberly Vlaminck had previously said she ‘fell asleep’ in a tattooist’s chair and then mistakenly received 56 tattoos instead of the original 3 she wanted later admitted she lied. She in fact asked for the 56 stars on her face. She fibbed to escape the wrath of her father. We’re not sure what made her look dumber, the lie she gave to the world, or the lame stars on her face.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

OMG …............... I am LMAO !!! Awesome!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Patti, welcome to our madness !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Odie and Dan this is for you guys

http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=4151

-- cut it saw it scrap it

A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation,... No one wanted him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, .... ‘If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!’ The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds..
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, ’ If the Preacher will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!’ More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, ‘If the Preacher stays, .... I will give him sex!’ There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her, ‘Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?’
Sadie’s 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, ‘Well , I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, ........’Screw him!’

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Thank you Odie I will have to find something fun also to add to your collection ….. lol

Thank You Pommy … I can’t wait Patti.

I have to get to work now. Here is an address of my NEW blog that will cause a few laughs. It’s the brother to the blog listed with my signature here. http://woodstermantoo.blogspot.com/

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Hey Odie, I checked out your blog. I have to say that I’ve become a huge fan of Womans Soccer. LOL.

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Be on the lookout for a 1951 Chevy, red with white top – thought to be transporting illegal immigrants!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the
front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away
from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence..

So Satan walked up to the man and said, ‘Do you know who I am?’

The man replied, ‘Yep, sure do.’

‘Aren’t you afraid of me?’ Satan asked.

‘Nope, sure ain’t.’ said the man.

‘Don’t you realize I can kill you with one word?’ asked Satan.

‘Don’t doubt it for a minute,’ returned the old man, in an even tone.

‘Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all
eternity?’ persisted Satan.

‘Yep,’ was the calm reply.
‘And you are still not afraid?’ asked Satan.

’ Nope,’ said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, ‘Why aren’t you afraid of
me?’

The man calmly replied,
‘Been married to your sister for 48 years.

Good one Patti

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Oh, leaf me alone !

-- "Even small steps makes a distance." (Shawn Phillips, musician)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play?p=funny+fat+people&b=21&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-832&tnr=20&vid=0001301945751

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

belly button jewelry contest

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Still clinging to my guns and religion.

Simon Simpkins, a father of two, said he was shocked at the “pornographic” poses when he bought the sour candy for his children Benjamin and Ofelia.

Mr Simpkins, of Pontefract, West Yorks, told The Sun: “The lemon and lime are locked in what appears to be a carnal encounter.

“The lime, who I assume to be the gentleman in this coupling, has a particularly lurid expression on his face. I demanded to see the shop manager and, during a heated exchange, my wife became quite distressed and had to sit down in the car park.”

Haribo said the sweets, which feature illustrations of lemon, lime and cherry characters, said the “fun” packaging was introduced in Germany in 2002.

A spokesman said: “This jovial MAOAM man is very popular with fans, both young and old.”

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Gee DAN, I’ve let you down !

http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/

http://woodstermantoo.blogspot.com/

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Take this HALLOWEEN MAN !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

To Halloween Man

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

Happy Halloween to you pashley … I stole your photos

HAPPY HALLOWEEN to all the dirty old men out there

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Coffee should be filtered.

-- Wipe the blood stains from your blade before coming in.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever