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06-06-2009 01:36 AM

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Governmentium is the latest element Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered, the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes intocontact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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#1 posted 06-06-2009 02:07 AM

Amen!

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#2 posted 06-06-2009 04:37 AM

Very True Dan.

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#3 posted 06-06-2009 07:31 AM

somebody had fun thinking that one up … no clue who the author was

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#4 posted 06-06-2009 07:33 AM

I like it!!!

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#5 posted 06-06-2009 09:31 PM

WoW…...........someone hit the nail on the head with that one…..................LOL

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#6 posted 06-06-2009 10:13 PM

We all have more than are share of that element.

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#7 posted 06-07-2009 12:40 AM

Yup!!!!

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#8 posted 06-07-2009 07:04 AM

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#9 posted 06-08-2009 06:24 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#10 posted 06-08-2009 06:40 AM

Results of fallout
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#11 posted 06-09-2009 04:04 PM

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#12 posted 06-11-2009 05:10 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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