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Forum topic by Karson posted 176 days ago 320 views 0 times favorited 9 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Karson

25806 posts in 1298 days


176 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

“ASK MIKE”

Dear Mike,
I hope you can help me here.
The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the
house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more
than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the
car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my
husband’s help.

When I got home I couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in
our bedroom with the neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband
is 34, and the neighbor’s daughter is 22. We have been
married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down
and admitted that they had been having an affair for the
past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He
was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has
been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love
him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he
has become increasingly distant. He won’t go to
counseling and I’m afraid I can’t get through to him
anymore..

Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila

Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by
checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is
clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake
manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of
these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to
the injectors.

I hope this helps ,
Mike

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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itsme_timd

676 posts in 728 days


176 days ago

LOL… that Mike seems to go right to the source of the problem!

-- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA

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socalwood

968 posts in 501 days


176 days ago

What kind of car was it ?

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SCOTSMAN

2244 posts in 483 days


176 days ago

My 2 cents the neighbour is responsible for his daughters actions so long as she is still at home he should pay for a new car for the lady who has been scorned .At least thats the law here in Scotland under Sharia law in England the neighbour gets forty lashes with a wet boot lace then beheaded.I have no sympathy with him he should have brought his daughter up better or to have damaged the car good and proper in the first place Alistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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Dick, & Barb Cain

7043 posts in 1197 days


175 days ago

It sounds like a ”Click, & Clack” problem.

She wrote to the wrong outfit.

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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Chris Wright

360 posts in 379 days


175 days ago

Yeah, that’s a good one.

-- "At its best, life is completely unpredictable." - Christopher Walken

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Rob Drown

324 posts in 730 days


175 days ago

I would recommend a 40 S&W to that lady. Efficient lots of energy and easily controled by a gal. Cheeper and more effective than counciling. Just practicing with it builds self esteem and mutual respect.

As for the car. Could be the battery or the cables.

-- Sharp tools and thin whispy shavings make woodworking a joy.

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Dusty56

3480 posts in 585 days


174 days ago

LOL Karson : ) Thank you very much !

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

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jockmike2

7339 posts in 1144 days


174 days ago

Hilarious Karson, but true, I sent that to every one I knew, it was too funny. Hey why did’nt you blog this dammit just to tick someone off.

-- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com

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Grumpy

14932 posts in 748 days


172 days ago

Another goodie Karson.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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