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Forum topic by TopamaxSurvivor posted 05-31-2009 07:20 AM 924 views 0 times favorited 5 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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TopamaxSurvivor

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05-31-2009 07:20 AM

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A man and his wife, moved back home to Missouri , from Texas . The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it back in Texas , it cost them $2000. Per year!

When they arrived in Missouri , they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said: ’$39.’

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Missouri to insure it because it cost him $2000 in Texas !

The insurance agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, ‘Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system above it, is $39… You just have to know how to describe it!’

(Those “Show Me Missourians know how “to git ‘ER done”; don’t they?)

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence


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#1 posted 05-31-2009 07:22 AM

Bob You crack me up.

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#2 posted 05-31-2009 07:29 AM

My wife sent it to me. I can’t take credit as the author, just another one criculating on the WWW.

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#3 posted 05-31-2009 07:35 AM

lol…FUNNY !!!!!!!

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#4 posted 05-31-2009 07:46 AM

Sprinler system? you crazy guy you.

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#5 posted 05-31-2009 04:00 PM

good sunday morning wake up ,
starting with a good laugh .
.
thanks .

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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