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Forum topic by Dan'um Style posted 05-28-2009 04:19 AM 6462 views 0 times favorited 62 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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05-28-2009 04:19 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

My friend Jeff sent me an email today … looks like a good old topic

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there are others … many others >grinz<
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.. I'm wondering if they have old people jokes in NZ ? ... ...

hmmm ? ... they do in OHIO|OIHO !!! .. . . .

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How about UUUUTTTAAAAHHHH !!!! . . . . .

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain


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#1 posted 05-28-2009 04:24 AM


On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#2 posted 05-28-2009 04:26 AM



-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#3 posted 05-28-2009 04:34 AM

thanks for the laughs guys .
a real relax for me after work .

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#4 posted 05-28-2009 05:03 AM

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
‘Dr. Jones, at your cervix.’

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#5 posted 05-28-2009 01:25 PM

I went with my with to her Gynecologist’s office. Of course I stayed in the waiting room.

He followed her out of the exam room to drop off her chart, and greet the next patient.

As we were leaving, he said to my wife, ”nice to see you, again”.

Is it just me, or does he need a different line?

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

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#6 posted 05-28-2009 01:42 PM



-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#7 posted 05-28-2009 02:44 PM

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#8 posted 05-28-2009 04:39 PM

I heard most gynecologists are forced to retire early due to early onset of tunnel vision.

-- Don't tell her I'm in the shop!

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#9 posted 05-28-2009 07:09 PM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#10 posted 05-29-2009 01:09 AM

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#11 posted 05-29-2009 01:40 AM

Viagra

-- If at first you don't succeed...Don't try skydiving

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#12 posted 05-29-2009 01:45 AM

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#13 posted 05-29-2009 01:50 AM

ROFLMAO. You characters are hilarious. Odie, Dan and Grumpy. I guess we might have to rename them to Curly, Larry and Moe…........................LOL

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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#14 posted 05-29-2009 01:51 AM



-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#15 posted 05-29-2009 01:55 AM

Like this Jerry ?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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