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Forum topic by Derek Lyons posted 05-16-2009 01:01 AM 867 views 0 times favorited 5 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Derek Lyons

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05-16-2009 01:01 AM

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

-- Derek, Bremerton WA --

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#1 posted 05-16-2009 01:04 AM

Are you sure that it is going to do the job.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia †

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#2 posted 05-16-2009 01:57 AM


-- Custom furniture

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#3 posted 05-16-2009 02:48 AM

I happen to rather enjoy (WORK)

-- David,

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#4 posted 05-16-2009 10:44 PM

I had the disease and it took me 37 years to get rid of it even though I consumed copious amounts of Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter and Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract.
It wasn’t until I found my self immersed in Worker’s Onerous Occupation Dis continuant(WOOD) that I finally was able to relax.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#5 posted 05-16-2009 11:41 PM

I’m going to send that to my managers and directors so they understand when I turn and run.

-- -Curt, Milwaukee, WI

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