Irish Reunion

HA HA HA!!!! Again.

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That’s a good one Karson

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

Hilarious!

Thank You Karson !

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Water to Wine”

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Father, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” says the priest. The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?” The priest looks at the bottle and says,”Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Irish Shopping

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. “S’ cuse me”, said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, “What was that all about?” “Nothin’, said the Irishman, my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!”

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, ‘Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?’

Murphy said, ‘I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.’

The priest said, ‘Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat.

What changed your mind?’

Murphy said, ‘Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s hat after all.’

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; ‘After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?’

Murphy slowly shook his head and said, ‘No, Father, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’

I remembered where I left me hat.’

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of stout.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences…no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinnesses. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, “I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know.”

“I’m very sorry, officer,” replies the American, “but I really, really have to go, and I just can’t find a public restroom.”

“Ah, yes,” said the policeman…”Just follow me”. He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

“In there,” points the policeman. “Go ahead sir, anywhere you like.”

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman’s blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, “That was really decent of you… is that what you call English hospitality?”

“No sir…”, replied the police officer, ”...that is what we call the French Embassy.”

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Karson thanks I need that!!!!!!!!!!Blkcherry

I think I’m hooked on Irish jokes ! >grinzzz<

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Hey Buddy;

Where do you get your material?

That’s a good one.

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Great one, Karson. Hope you’re doing well.

-- Gary, Huntsville. May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

happy bag head day

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever