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Forum topic by Karson posted 05-14-2009 06:26 PM 1187 views 0 times favorited 18 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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05-14-2009 06:26 PM

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Irish Reunion

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”

The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”

The first guy says, “So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?”

The other guy answers, “I’m from Dublin, I am.”

The first guy responds, “So am I! Sure and begorra. And what street did you live on in Dublin?”

The other guy says, “A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.”

The first guy says, “Faith and it’s a small world. So did I!
So did I! And to what school would you have been going?”

The other guy answers, “Well, now, I went to St. Mary’s, of course.”

The first guy gets really excited and says, “And so did I.
Tell me, what year did you graduate?”

The other guy answers, “Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.”

The first guy exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it? I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self!”

About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.

Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shakes his head, and mutters, “It’s going to be a long night tonight.”

Vicky asks, “Why do you say that, Brian?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

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#1 posted 05-14-2009 06:32 PM

HA HA HA!!!! Again.

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#2 posted 05-14-2009 06:40 PM

That’s a good one Karson

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#3 posted 05-14-2009 06:50 PM

Hilarious!

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#4 posted 05-15-2009 01:47 AM

Thank You Karson !

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#5 posted 05-15-2009 02:54 AM

Water to Wine”

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, “Father, have you been drinking?” “Just water,” says the priest. The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?” The priest looks at the bottle and says,”Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

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#6 posted 05-15-2009 03:05 AM

Irish Shopping

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave. “S’ cuse me”, said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done, “What was that all about?” “Nothin’, said the Irishman, my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives!”

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#7 posted 05-16-2009 05:38 PM

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, ‘Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?’

Murphy said, ‘I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.’

The priest said, ‘Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat.

What changed your mind?’

Murphy said, ‘Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s hat after all.’

The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; ‘After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell, right?’

Murphy slowly shook his head and said, ‘No, Father, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’

I remembered where I left me hat.’

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#8 posted 05-17-2009 03:59 AM

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of stout.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences…no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all NO PUBLIC RESTROOMS.

He really, really has to go, after all those Guinnesses. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London police officer, who says, “I say, sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know.”

“I’m very sorry, officer,” replies the American, “but I really, really have to go, and I just can’t find a public restroom.”

“Ah, yes,” said the policeman…”Just follow me”. He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

“In there,” points the policeman. “Go ahead sir, anywhere you like.”

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman’s blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the police officer, “That was really decent of you… is that what you call English hospitality?”

“No sir…”, replied the police officer, ”...that is what we call the French Embassy.”

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#9 posted 05-17-2009 05:40 AM

Karson thanks I need that!!!!!!!!!!Blkcherry

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#10 posted 05-17-2009 07:10 AM

I think I’m hooked on Irish jokes ! >grinzzz<

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#11 posted 05-17-2009 04:39 PM

Hey Buddy;

Where do you get your material?

That’s a good one.

Lee

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#12 posted 05-19-2009 04:02 AM



-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#13 posted 05-19-2009 04:07 AM





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#14 posted 05-27-2009 11:46 PM



-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#15 posted 06-07-2009 04:34 AM



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