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Finally, a handsaw that will cut dead straight (laser guided)

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Forum topic by PurpLev posted 202 days ago 488 views 0 times favorited 22 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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PurpLev

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202 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor saw hand laser

yup – cause the laser keeps it straight and inline, better than a magnetic hold down:

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_00987902000P

personally, I’m going to hold off on this purchase, and wait for the next model with a riving knife and prawls to come out

-- When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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CharlieM1958

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202 days ago

Thanks for the heads up…. the is the sort of thing my wife would buy me if I didn’t tell her NOT to. :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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Kindlingmaker

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202 days ago

I was wondering how this wonderful laser guided saw went through so many approvals to get placed on the store shelves? I must be misssing something…

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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DrDirt

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202 days ago

Man if I saw someone using one of these I don’t think I could keep myself from laughing at him/her.

Talk about catering to the “Tim the tool man Taylor” arh arh arh arh

-- Its never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

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Gary

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202 days ago

And….it’s available for gift wrap!

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas

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Gary Fixler

648 posts in 279 days


202 days ago

Dave: Don’t saw anyone using one of these!!! :)

I hope they come out with a coping saw version.

-- Gary, Los Angeles, video game animator

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Moai

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202 days ago

lol

-- Francisco Luna, San Francisco Bay Area.

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ellen35

540 posts in 330 days


202 days ago

Do you “push” or “pull” with this???

-- Ellen on Cape Cod

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pommy

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202 days ago

only a englishman could come up with that lol…

-- cut it saw it scrap it

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PurpLev

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202 days ago

not sure about a coping saw, but I’ve seen the beta tester for a phillips screwdriver version – it’ll help you center it in the screw head – dead center – everytime!

ellen – that depends on how your day is going

Charlie – you’re welcome, you cracked me up…

-- When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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lew

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202 days ago

But wait, there’s more——

If you order in the next 5 minutes you will get the Laser Guided, Multi-Tipped Ratchet Screwdriver and for those lucky folks west off the Rockies we will throw in Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy!

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JuniorJoiner

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202 days ago

you all laugh, but for some reason,we will probably be in line returning these things on boxing day.

-- Junior -Quality is never an accident-it is the reward for the effort involved.

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BlankMan

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202 days ago

Where’s the power cord? How do you plug it in??

If it ain’t got no cord and can’t be wired for 220V it ain’t a Real Man’s (or Woman’s) Power Tool!

-- -Curt, Milwaukee, WI

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a1Jim

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202 days ago

I’m waiting for the laser hammer

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop Southern Oregon

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PurpLev

2762 posts in 546 days


202 days ago

no laser, but this sears cordless hammer has a LED and a 30 minute quick charge

-- When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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Kindlingmaker

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202 days ago

This has excited the gray matter! I am already inventing the laser guided pencil and the laser guided knowledge modifier (eraser). Does anyone know how to get a patent?

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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CharlieM1958

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202 days ago

Does anyone know how to get a patent?

A laser guided patent attorney?

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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Kindlingmaker

1475 posts in 424 days


202 days ago

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Have a great weekend all!

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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Boardman

158 posts in 659 days


202 days ago

Festool is coming out with a high-precision version of the laser saw, for only $895.

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Douglas Bordner

3427 posts in 961 days


202 days ago

I’m holding out for the laser that cuts.

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die…
Mwahahahahaha

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

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joeob

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202 days ago

When is someone going to invent the lazer guided lazer?????

-- To finish something you must first start!

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cabinetmaster

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202 days ago

WHAT’S NEXT???????????????????

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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Gary

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202 days ago

But wait…when you are caught out on a dark night and all the power goes out just as you get ready to cut that sheet of plywood, wow…the lazer could guide the way!!! AND, it can light the keyhole in your front door!! And the cat loves to chase the lazer light! This must be part of the change our govt has promised us.

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas

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