How Swine Flu spreads

I’m just thankful it’s not transmitted through BACON….they’d just pronounce me Terminal.

mmmmm, Bacon.

-- When my wife ask's what I have to show for my wood working hobby, I just show her the splinters.

Pigs can get the flu from cute kids?

We aren’t even done with flooding here and now we’ve got to worry about H1N1…:-(

-- ...it's rennovation time!!!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

lol! That’s the ugliest animal I’ve ever seen! Well I guess there was this one time I got really drunk and when I woke up….......uhh never mind.

-- Don't tell her I'm in the shop!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Through the media!!!!!

-- Fred.... Poconos, PA ---- Chairwright in the making ----

ROFLMAO…..........You guys are tearing me up…..........LOL

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I quit kissing pigs because of the flu.

-- Father of two sons. Both Eagle Scouts.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Happy Cinco de Swino !!

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

First swine flu fatality.

-- Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I RANG THE SWINE FLU HOTLINE THIS MORNING, BUT ALL I GOT WAS CRACKLING. LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Just people with televisions are gonna die. I just use mine for a night light, so i’m thinking i’m ok.

-- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music""

Grumpy, you owe me a new keyboard! LOL

-- Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Here are what the symptoms of Swine Flu look like.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

How did the pig go on holiday?
The swine flu

Swine flu isn’t a problem for pigs, because they’re all going to be cured anyway.

The first sign of pig flu is that you come out in nasty rashers.

If you want a clear train carriage on the way into work this week, just start coughing loudly and exclaiming “Iválgame dios!” in a Mexican accent.

Swine flu is getting serious, it has been reported to be a hamdemic, which may lead to an aporkolypse… But we’ll get through. Where there’s a swill there’s a way.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.

The only known cure for Swine Flu has been found to be the liberal application of oinkment.

My friend says he’s got swine flu, but I think he’s telling porkies.

I have to say, I’m finding all these jokes about swine flu pretty boaring.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Thank you for the laughs , Gentlemen : )

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Signs of Swine flu. Beware!!!! If you wake up looking like this, don’t go to work.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

LOL Lemme copy to my blog

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

DAN, I DON’T THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO WORK.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

The Big Bad Wolf said
“I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house down”

The little pig says
“Puff off or I’ll sneeze on you”

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Warning from the Department of Health

IMPORTANT – PLEASE READ

If you received an email from the Department of Health advising you not to eat tinned pork because of the Swine flu, ignore it.

It’s just Spam.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I think it says basically ”When you’re out of conventional tampions”

A tampion being a scarf-type of garment worn around the head or neck and shoulders.

-- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

it says , ” for when you run out of face masks “

-- david ,new mexico ,allheart

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever