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Forum topic by Dan'um Style posted 04-27-2009 11:47 PM 1204 views 0 times favorited 15 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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04-27-2009 11:47 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor tip

Got this in an email today
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-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain


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#1 posted 04-28-2009 12:07 AM

Hindsight is 20-20

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#2 posted 04-28-2009 12:10 AM

wow

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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#3 posted 04-28-2009 12:36 AM

Use condoms? I say a nice wood paddle to the backside. Here, let me help, I’ll design one for this guy.

-- Dan Wiggins

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#4 posted 04-28-2009 12:41 AM

If he let the kid get that far out of control, condoms were the 2nd best best option after Darwining out before further contamination of the gene pool :-))

-- Bob in WW ~ "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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#5 posted 04-28-2009 12:56 AM

This is why some mammals eat their young.

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#6 posted 04-28-2009 01:37 AM

Too funny!!!!

-- Steve-o

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#7 posted 04-28-2009 02:06 AM

I agree savannah505 but it’s illegal to do that in public down under.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#8 posted 04-28-2009 02:19 AM

I would have picked him up by the front of his shirt and hauled his butt outside

-- www.carvingandturningsbyrick.com, Rick Kruse, Grand Rapids, MI

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#9 posted 04-28-2009 03:53 AM

Just think, some day he will be somebody’s employee. Yeesh!

-- Gary D. Stoughton, WI

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#10 posted 04-28-2009 06:21 AM

Or worse bureaucrat, he’ll breed.

-- If at first you don't succeed...Don't try skydiving

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#11 posted 04-28-2009 03:06 PM

Prevention is better than cure – brilliant advertising

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#12 posted 05-02-2009 04:28 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#13 posted 05-02-2009 08:15 AM

Two great videos here …thanks for sharing the humor : )

-- I'm absolutely positive that I couldn't be more uncertain!

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#14 posted 05-02-2009 08:43 AM

great vidoes, the first one brings up why i am a fan of corporal punishment. worked for thousands of years and in one generation we think we are better than it.
thanks for the laugh

-- Junior -Quality is never an accident-it is the reward for the effort involved.

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#15 posted 05-02-2009 09:56 AM

My late Mum-in-Law had a creative solution – Embarrass the little sh!t by imitating.

Lay down on the floor with him and have the same tantrum.

Worked every time – in fact with one of ours we only had to do it once, he never tried again. The other needed about 3 treatments before he gave up.

-- I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.

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