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DAN

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213 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor tip

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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lew

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213 days ago

Hindsight is 20-20

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Gary

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213 days ago

wow

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas

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savannah505

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213 days ago

Use condoms? I say a nice wood paddle to the backside. Here, let me help, I’ll design one for this guy.

-- Dan Wiggins

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TopamaxSurvivor

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213 days ago

If he let the kid get that far out of control, condoms were the 2nd best best option after Darwining out before further contamination of the gene pool :-))

-- Debt is nothing more than the 21st Century's form of slavery.

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tenontim

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213 days ago

This is why some mammals eat their young.

-- Tim -- http://tmuli.com

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steveosshop

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213 days ago

Too funny!!!!

-- Steve-o

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Grumpy

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213 days ago

I agree savannah505 but it’s illegal to do that in public down under.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Rustic

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213 days ago

I would have picked him up by the front of his shirt and hauled his butt outside

-- There is no such thing as a mistake. Its called a design modification Rick Kruse, Grand Rapids, MI

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Bureaucrat

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213 days ago

Just think, some day he will be somebody’s employee. Yeesh!

-- Gary, South Central Wisconsin. So much to learn, so little time!

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bowyer

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213 days ago

Or worse bureaucrat, he’ll breed.

-- If at first you don't succeed...Don't try skydiving

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Tony

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213 days ago

Prevention is better than cure – brilliant advertising

-- Tony - All things are possible, just some things are more difficult than others! - SKYPE: Heron2005 (http://www.poydatjatuolit.fi)

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DAN

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209 days ago

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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Dusty56

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209 days ago

Two great videos here …thanks for sharing the humor : )

-- You know you're getting old when you know the difference between you're (you are) and your (belonging to you) AND how to use them in a sentence .

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JuniorJoiner

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209 days ago

great vidoes, the first one brings up why i am a fan of corporal punishment. worked for thousands of years and in one generation we think we are better than it.
thanks for the laugh

-- Junior -Quality is never an accident-it is the reward for the effort involved.

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PG_Zac

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209 days ago

My late Mum-in-Law had a creative solution – Embarrass the little sh!t by imitating.

Lay down on the floor with him and have the same tantrum.

Worked every time – in fact with one of ours we only had to do it once, he never tried again. The other needed about 3 treatments before he gave up.

-- I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.

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