|Forum topic by kolwdwrkr||posted 04-16-2009 05:32 AM||1046 views||0 times favorited||5 replies|
04-16-2009 05:32 AM
A first-grade teacher, Ms SMITH (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
The teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?”
Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade! .My sister is in
Ms SMITH had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office.
Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
Princi! pal: “What is 3×3?”
Principal: “What is 6×6?”
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
Ms SMITH says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree.
Ms SMITH asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment “Legs.”
Ms SMITH: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
Ms SMITH: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,
oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Ms SMITH: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And
sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Ms SMITH: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s eyes open
really wide and before he could stop the answer…
Boy.: Shake hands
Ms SMITH: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?
Ms SMITH: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
Ms SMITH: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re
bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was
looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy.: Wedding Ring
Ms SMITH: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you
Ms SMITH: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
Ms SMITH: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot
Ms SMITH: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get
Ms SMITH: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men
Ms SMITH: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
“Send this Boy. to CAMBRIDGE University, I got the last ten questions
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