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04-16-2009 05:32 AM

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A first-grade teacher, Ms SMITH (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
her students

The teacher asked,”Boy. what is your problem?”

Boy. answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade! .My sister is in
the third-grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!”

Ms SMITH had enough. She took Boy. to the principal’s office.
While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms SMITH he would
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.

Princi! pal: “What is 3×3?”

Boy.: “9″.

Principal: “What is 6×6?”

Boy.: “36″.

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, “I think Boy.
can go to the third-grade.”

Ms SMITH says to the principal, “I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?” The principal and Boy. both agree.

Ms SMITH asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy., after a moment “Legs.”

Ms SMITH: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

Boy.: “Pockets.”

Ms SMITH: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,

oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut

Ms SMITH: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And

sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could

stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms SMITH: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting

down and a dog does on three legs? The principal’s eyes open

really wide and before he could stop the answer…

Boy.: Shake hands

Ms SMITH: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.

Ms SMITH: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent

Ms SMITH: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re

bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was

looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms SMITH: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Ms SMITH: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a

Boy.: Arrow

Ms SMITH: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means lot
of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Ms SMITH: What word starts with a ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ & if u don’t get
it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Ms SMITH: What is it that all men have one of it’s longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they’re married?


Ms SMITH: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

“Send this Boy. to CAMBRIDGE University, I got the last ten questions
wrong myself!”

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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#1 posted 04-16-2009 02:45 PM

That was ….ah….. interesting.

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#2 posted 04-16-2009 04:29 PM

Well… i laughed -.-

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#3 posted 04-17-2009 12:40 AM

hmmmmm . . . it was amusing

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#4 posted 04-17-2009 01:19 AM

was’nt school easy we had no worries lol….........

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#5 posted 04-17-2009 01:31 AM

Oh well…......amusing and I got a laugh too….......LOL

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