|Forum topic by lew||posted 04-12-2009 10:17 PM||938 views||0 times favorited||3 replies|
04-12-2009 10:17 PM
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’
The husband said, ‘Oh, my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’
‘I don’t care what you pack,’ she said. ‘Just get out when you’ve finished packing.’
-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.