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04-12-2009 10:17 PM

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, ‘Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!’

The husband said, ‘Oh, my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?’

‘I don’t care what you pack,’ she said. ‘Just get out when you’ve finished packing.’

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#1 posted 04-12-2009 10:33 PM

What do you get when you cross a vicious Pit Bull with a golden Lab?

A dog that will rip your arm off and run away…. and then bring it back.

What do you get when you cross that same pit bull with a collie like Lassie?

A dog that will rip your arm off then run off to get help for you.

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#2 posted 04-12-2009 11:00 PM

We needed this today…thank you boys!

-- Robin, California

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#3 posted 04-14-2009 10:38 PM


-- Steve-o

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