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Topic tags/keywords: humor

Got this jpeg in an email, from an old friend, who works as a machinist for Caterpillar in Peoria Illinois. We haven’t talked in many years, but continue trading joke emails ….



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I’m grateful for all the good folks in LJs

Jim

-- Jim from Heirloom Woodshop, custom furniture ,maker, woodworking school, heirloomwoodshop.com

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Lee A. Jesberger

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Hi Dan;

You’re right about having friends “living” in your computer. I have met so many people through this site, that have become friends. Many more than I do in the “real world”.

I guess it’s because it’s easier to drop someone a line, than it is to get together.

Thank god I finally figured out how to turn this thing on!

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

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DAN

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I’m amazed with how the lumberjocks society has evolved myself. Great feel-good entertainment. It’s fun.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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savannah505

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Hey Dan – I think your right, and so is Lee, I’ve met a lot of great people who are very talented, you among them. Thanks for posting this.

-- Dan Wiggins

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YorkshireStewart

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How true, how true. The computer has even taken over Mrs YS’s life through her passion for knitting. Over 330,000 members in her network (Ravelry) ! And I thought this was a big group!

-- Res severa verum gaudium - True pleasure is a serious business. http://www.folksy.com/shops/TreeGems

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John

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Hi guys. I have just been inspired to look up some old friends that I have not talked to for a while. My wife is in Ravelry too. She loves it. Thanks Dan.

-- Brain the size of a planet and they have me parking cars.

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Gary

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Life has sure changed since the onset of this computer critter. Talking to Alistar to the east, Grumpy down under, and folks in my backyard at the same time.

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas

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odie

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And do mine …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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thelt

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I think everybody has hit the nail on the head, pun intended. The folks on LJ are the greatest.

-- There are three signs of old age. The first is loss of memory. I forgot the other two!

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Karson

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A wooden network at its best.

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Hey YS,

Isn’t that a “Knitwork”?

Sorry, couldn’t help it.

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

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DAN

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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CessnaPilotBarry

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I like to meet my computer friends in person…

When’s the Mid-Atlantic LJ get together? <g>

John.. The answer IS 42! What is that cockpit your captaining? Looks like a Commander or twin turboprop Piper?

-- - Please help keep Lumberjocks an enjoyable escape by refusing to participate in political discussions. Simply spit out the bait and ignore the thread...

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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BE CAREFUL DAN, IT MIGHT GET A GRIP ON YOU.
Computer funny Pictures, Images and Photos

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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odie

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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rosewood

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Wow… i love you guys,
made me smille, thanks for posting it Dan. you are the dude of today.

-- http://picasaweb.google.com/deniirawan66

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YorkshireStewart

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Thanks Dan; that picture is now my desktop image.

Chicowoodnut – Knitwork… we like that!

-- Res severa verum gaudium - True pleasure is a serious business. http://www.folksy.com/shops/TreeGems

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Grumpy

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I FEEL LIKE I’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR AGES
computer Pictures, Images and Photos

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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odie

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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Grumpy

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funny Pictures, Images and Photos

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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odie

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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DAN

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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odie

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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Grumpy

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Odie, more like ogle.
More RAM Pictures, Images and Photos

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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Farmer crammed in Computer funny Pictures, Images and Photos

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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odie

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The Global Facts

Fact: 79,000,000 people are engaged in sex right now.

Fact: 58,000,000 are kissing.

Fact: 37,000,000 are resting after sex.

Fact: 1 Old timer is reading e-mails.

You hang in there sunshine….........

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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The Worlds Largest WoodPecker.

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Grumpy

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computer Pictures, Images and Photos

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Grumpy

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Computer Pictures, Images and Photos

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Karson

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I’ve seen that computer before.

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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odie

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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odie

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Ah technology

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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Funny Computer Problem Pictures, Images and Photos

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Napaman

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its amazing where you guys go with the original thread…

one question—-DAN am i in your computer?

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

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DAN

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Yes … Matt

You are in my fave-five … >grinz<



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Original Computer Pictures, Images and Photos

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Frozen Computer Pictures, Images and Photos

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COMPUTERSAURUS REX Pictures, Images and Photos

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odie

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Pondering Douglas Bordner’s (tool ?) Review.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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computer Pictures, Images and Photos

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I checked out one of the other woodworking forums today, I haven’t been on it for awhile, I was reading a blog and one fellow got off thread just a little bit, and the moderator jumped in and straightened him out, I think if that moderator had been reading LJS’ for the last few days he would have gone ballistic, it is tame compared to LJ.
Smitty

-- Smitty!!!

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shooting computer Pictures, Images and Photos

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DAN

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A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road. So he decides to pull over.

On aproaching the door he sees a sign that says: NO NERDS.

He shrugs it off and enters. He’s greeted by the end of a shotgun barrel in his face. “Are you a nerd?” the bartender asks.

“No, I’m a truck driver,” he replies. He’s allowed to come in, so he orders a cup of coffee, sits at the bar and drinks it.

While he drinks his coffee, a man walks in wearing his pants up to his chest, a plaid shirt, pocket protector and thick-framed glass.

The bartender pulls out his shotgun and blows him away.

“What the hell did you do that for!?” asks the trucker.

“Well,” the bartender answers, “It’s nerd season.”

“Nerd season?” asks the trucker, confused.

“Yeah. See, the nerd population in this town is getting out of hand, so we’ve opened up nerd season.”

So, with that, the trucker finishes his coffee and goes back on the road.

While he drives the car in front of him suddenly swerves and wrecks.

To avoid becoming part the disaster, he swerves to get out of way. The swerve’s to hard. His tractor trailer flips and he dumps his load all over the road.

He gets out of his truck to see nerds coming from all directions grabbing everything they can.

He doesn’t know what to do. He’s gotta stop this.

Remembering what the bartender told him, he goes back to the truck and pulls out his gun and starts picking them off, one by one.

While doing this, a highway patrol officer starts running after him, waving his arms screaming, “STOP! STOP!”

“What?” the trucker asks, confused, “I thought it was nerd season?”

“Well yeah,” the officer answers, “but you can’t bait ‘em!”

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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Odie

I didn’t know that you guys out West knew about Chik-Fil-A

Lee

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Dear Sexy Bunny 69 …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

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