ODIE'S April Fools Day (year) Joke

After careful consideration and much debate, the Lumberjocks community has electied me to inform you that we’d prefer you leave the bag on.

April fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

The funny thing (to me) is that just yesterday I was looking at your history thinking to myself, “odie has been posting a lot less lately. wonder what he’s been up to”. I never would have guessed this though. You and unknownwoodworker are both quite humorous though. thanks for the laughs.

I don’t get it. So are you, like, friends with the Unknown Woodworker?

-- Working at Woodworking http://www.VillageLaneFurniture.com

Now you’ve got me all confused! Do I look for the “Halo” or the “Bag” at the Sac WW Show?

Happy April Fools Day!.............

-- Gene, Majestic Eagle Woodworks, http://majesticeagleww.etsy.com/, http://www.flickr.com/photos/majesticeagle/

Neat trick Odie. Going “undercover” as it were, even hiding the halo. Must be something in the northern Calif air.
HAPPY FOOLS DAY, APRIL!

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas

I agree with CharlieM, You look better with the bag on, Dude!

God Bless
tom

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

Haha, the joke’s on you. It’s April 2 here.
What finish did you use on the bag?
Double the Odie for half the price – who-da thunk it?

-- Steve, New Zealand, www.steveracz.com

Q. How do you tell Odie and the Unknownwoodworker apart?

A. One old bag has more wrinkles than the other.

(I guess I’ll be in for it now!)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Wow, a year in the making…what a deception..I was totally fooled…your a real evil genius<————Sarcasm
What did you do for the other 11 months 29 days and 23 hours after you picked out the bag, cut out the eye holes, changed your shirt and took the picture?

-- David, South Windsor, CT "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning"

I always guessed the unknown woodworker was Norm or some other famous person like Boy George.
Even thought it might be someone evil criminal on the FBI’s most wanted list.
Guess Odie got me …

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Odie: I couldn’t care less. Have a good day.

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

By the way, how did you keep that halo from shinning thru??
By the way again….I wouldn’t take that from Charlie!

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas

now i need to go back and look at all the UKWW posts and see what he sad…I am kinda sad…i liked him…his projects we way better then yours…will you switch them to odie projects??? does this mean at the hospitality suite you get two drinks?

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

Now, that was a good one Odie.

-- Gene

I just had a thought…who else is Odie? Do you have multiple personalities… Maybe you are all the “dogs”? You are keen on that blog…hmmm….

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

lol… very creative joke. I’d even call it an identity theft ;)

-- Martin, http://lumberjocks.com | My Facebook: http://profile.to/msojka

I always figured Unknownwoodworker was Norm, and he didn’t want to be caught slumming it with us.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Wow, you guys have been busy ! You know, I’ve never thought about this part much. Now what do I do with him ? I guess Martin will have the last word on that. Maybe I should become “Bag Boy”.

I knew you two, Matt and Charlie, would have fun with this, but Karson you hurt me to the quick.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Odie, I thought your face was familiar. Now I know. You are related to the infamous Aussie bushranger (outlaw) Ned Kelly.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

i love karson’s response…i think it means he loves you—-whoever you are…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

I never would have thunk it Odie. Good one.

I’m with Matt . . . I too thought his projects were better than yours. :-)

-- The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them

Good one Odie.

“Outside of a dog, a book (wood) is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read (saw).”

- Groucho Marx (with my annotations)

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

Great Job Odie way to go

-- Jim, Kentucky

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

odie’s been working out…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I can’t believe Odie would do a thing like this. What a dog…...............LOL

What you doing for next year?

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

dan dan dan…lmao…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

is that last one WOodchuck???

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

where is your bag?

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Subject: Enjoying the sun Mum, bit boring, back on Sunday

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Weird fish found

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

is that real???

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

Hey Dan big deal that’s no fish that’s my but ugly sister.I told my brother in law (don’t marry her she slept with everyman in Scotland!!!) HE MARRIED HER so I said why did you marry her he told me AL when you think it over Scotlands just a small country>LOLAlistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

who says I was taking viagra that day?

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

A young blonde woman was driving through Southern Louisiana while on vacation.

She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!”

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, “Well little lady, why don’t you go on and give it a try?”

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank.

Near by were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back.

Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration, “CRAP! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Look out Dan, the blondes may want revenge for that joke.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

LOOKS LIKE ODIE IS NOT THE ONLY ONE IN DISGUISE

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

The Buttocks

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face.

He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, ‘Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?’

‘My darling,’ she replied, ‘I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.’

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

DAN, is that you on the computer ?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

its the energizer bunny…it keeps going and going…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

is this in the coffee lounge?

-- Matt, Napa, CA...fun is beautiful...just trying to have some fun...

YES ! This is the deap dark bowels of the COFFEE SHOP … yaw ha ha ha <evil>

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I don’t know…........... all I got to say is they can put on whatever filter they choose, I think it will be a good option for some…............. but please, DON’T STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are hilarious, I can always count on you for a good laugh for the day!!!!!!!!

BTW – is there a resemblance Odie??

-- Gene, Majestic Eagle Woodworks, http://majesticeagleww.etsy.com/, http://www.flickr.com/photos/majesticeagle/

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I hear cotton underwear isn’t a very good filter.

DAN, you got me crying again …

I almost forgot … for a funny time try my funny blog = http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says: “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.”

Harry says, “My God. What’s the good news?”

The doctor says, “I’m kidding. She’s dead.”*

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Hi, I’ve been hiding … bye now.

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???