Fatal things to say to your pregnant wife

The worst is a woman that sort of heavy and someone says when are you due?

Or I’ll get up in the middle of the night for a feeding, but I’ll wake you up if the baby needs a diaper change.

-- Measure once cut twice....oh wait....ooops.

quack, quack, waddle, waddle

-- I came, I sawed I fixed it. (well sort of)

I don’t know if I’ve said any of them but there wer probably some that came close.

-- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

Boy, you guys are just asking for trouble!

Boy, looks like you guys are “dead meat”. What type of headstones do you want? }:)~

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe

I learned from the 1st wife, that plastic roses just don’t cut it. hey, I thought they would last longer,( not to mention cheaper)

-- Smitty!!!

I know Martin has a new bride but he isn’t winning any points with that “How I cured my Stretch Marks” ad at the bottom of this thread.

Woot!

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

Met a very pregnant lady once, with a neat-oh sweatshirt that just said
“It started with a Kiss”

RE: Stretch marks ad:
If you’re so “embarrassed of my stretch marks”, then why the heck are you flagging attention to that area by piercing your belly button?

So, if you don’t kiss, you won’t get pregnant?

-- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe