Don,t know how long this has been around , i,ve just seen it on an expats site but it sounds like a “leno”.
Fatal things to say to your pregnant wife.
17 “I,ve just finished the oreos.”
16 “Not to imply anything but I don,t think the kid weighs forty pounds.”
15 “You know, looking at her you would never guess that Pamela Lee has had a baby.”
14 “I sure hope your thighs aren,t going to stay that flabby for ever.”
13 “Well couldn,t they induce labor, the twenty fifth is the superbowl.”
12 “Darned if you aren,t five pounds away from a visit from that Richard Simmons fella.”
11 “Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy thats gotta hurt.”
10 “Whoa for a moment there I thought I woke up next to willard Scott.”
9 “I,m jealous, why can,t men experience the joy of childbirth.”
8 “Your ankles are supposed to look like that?”
7 “Go get your own darned ice cream”
6 “Geez, you,re awfully puffy looking today”
5 “Got milk?
4 “Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.”
3 “Man that rose tatoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar.”
2 “Retaining water? yeah like the Hoover dam retains water.”
And the number one fatal thing to say to your pregnant wife
1 “You don,t have the guts to pull that trigger!
Not sure I agree with the order they are in but I made sure there was a damned good supply of oreos in our house!
-- if the hand is not working it is not a pure hand