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03-13-2009 02:03 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Subject: Cows, constitution, Ten Commandments

Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately—illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida ..

....... Not me—I concentrate on solutions for the problems—it’s a win-win situation.

  • Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
  • Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
  • Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes !

Think about this:
1. Cows

2. The Constitution

3. The Ten Commandments


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow..


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …. Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.


The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this—you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians … It creates a hostile work environment..

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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Lee A. Jesberger

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#1 posted 03-13-2009 03:53 AM

Hi Jerry;

Well said.


-- by Lee A. Jesberger

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#2 posted 03-13-2009 06:34 AM

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

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#3 posted 03-13-2009 07:38 AM

I love it! The first part of it would create jobs too, sort of like the TVA projects in the great depression. I think I would rather be the one moving the dirt east than the one moving the gators west.

-- Dale Manning, Carthage, NY

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#4 posted 03-13-2009 12:30 PM

Maybe I should send this to the President so he could use the building of the moat as part of the stimulus package.

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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#5 posted 03-13-2009 11:56 PM

Vert good Jerry. A very creative mind.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Appomattox Virginia †

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#6 posted 03-14-2009 03:44 AM

A little different humor…

A fourth grade teacher was teaching biology and told the class that humans were the only animals that stuttered.
A little girl said: “I had a cat that stuttered.”
Knowing that children can be a wealth of knowledge she asked the girl to tell about her cat.

“One afternoon the cat was in the back yard and the Rotweiler from next door jumped over the fence. My cat went “Ssss”, “Ssss”, “Ssss” but before she could say “Shit” the dog ate her.”


-- No piece is cut too short. It was meant for a smaller project.

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#7 posted 03-14-2009 03:32 PM

Sawdust…...I am ROTFLMAO…....... that was cute. Anyone else got one, let’s keep this post going.

-- Jerry--A man can never have enough tools or clamps

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