|Forum topic by juniorjock||posted 02-27-2009 02:21 AM||804 views||0 times favorited||7 replies|
02-27-2009 02:21 AM
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you’ll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life – WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD -40. If it shouldn’t
Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE