|Forum topic by interpim||posted 02-24-2009 04:24 PM||704 views||0 times favorited||1 reply|
02-24-2009 04:24 PM
Two contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, and the other is from Texas.
The Texas contractor does some measuring and figuring, then says,
The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to
The official, incredulous, says, You didn’t even measure like the other
The Chicago contractor whispers back, $1000 for me, $1000 for you, and
And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.
-- San Diego, CA