|Forum topic by Karson||posted 1764 days ago||2904 views||0 times favorited||103 replies|
1764 days ago
The New Economic Stimulus Payments
“Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
“Q. Where will the government get this money?
“Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
“Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
“Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China?
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If you purchase a computer it will go to India.
If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico,
If you buy a car it will go to Japan.
If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.
And none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US.
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