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279 days ago |
The New Economic Stimulus Payments “Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? “Q. Where will the government get this money? “Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? “Q. What is the purpose of this payment? “Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China? Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If you purchase a computer it will go to India. If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, If you buy a car it will go to Japan. If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan. And none of it will help the American economy. We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US. -- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com † |
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I like the prostitute part BUT I don’t think my wife would go for it. -- Only the Shadow knows.................... |
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279 days ago |
keep the money in America by spending it on quarter sawn white oak -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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+1 Dan. And Black Walnut, AD only, though. -- Gene |
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You know what, Econ was the only class i ever flunked in school. but i thought that was the whole point of the stimulus package, was that they didnt want to give out tax cuts and money, just for the reason above, or because it would get used to pay bills or get thrown into savings. The stimulus was supposed to go into infrastructure, manufacturing and construction type stuff right? because those industries support a lot of other subsidiary industries, suppliers, manufacturers, restaraunts where the people eat, gas stations they stop in to get donuts on the way to work, cars to get people to work, roads paved to get people to work, etc. Didnt they orignially have not much in tax cuts? And this might be for another forum, but can someone please explain something to me: the current downward spiral, as i hear all the pundits and economists and everyone say, was started by the crash in the housing market, which is continuing to pull us down because it shut down credit that everyone needs to continue working, building, buying…And the market crisis was brought about because of these balloon interest loans, fraudulent loan officers, etc. that people cant make right? so…why cant the banks just realize they’re going to have to eat it for that extra interest they want to charge, and just charge a regular interest rate? I mean, yeah, they’ll take a huge hit, or at least their investors will…but, wont they take a huge hit by not being able to get ANY money, principal or interest, if they foreclose and no one buys the house? I havent heard anyone just tell the banks to suck it up and drive on. -- "Democracy is by far the worst system of government. Except all the others that have been tried." ~ Winston Churchill |
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279 days ago |
if you spend it on prostitutes watch out for the ones with all their teeth , they are cops !! i heard that any ways |
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279 days ago |
Hilarious, Karson. Time for another tattoo. -- Check out my new website! http://www.blakeweberwoodworking.com |
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279 days ago |
Oh man, Sean, I’m getting dizzy from all the seriousness you’re laying down in here!!! 8-P Good one Karson, now I finally understand the stimulus plan. But, even our domestic beers (Budweiser) are owned by foreign companies (InBev) now! -- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA |
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Im just wonderin! i mean, honestly i really did flunk econ, i dont get it at ALL. and you can never get a straight answer out of anyone, they keep looking to see if you are ‘left’ or ‘right’ first, so they can toss an insult your way. -- "Democracy is by far the worst system of government. Except all the others that have been tried." ~ Winston Churchill |
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beer and prostitutes – well it is a stimulus package ;) -- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso -- http://blanchardcreative.etsy.com -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/ |
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Sean, you’re right, in this volatile time too many people are very emotional about the whole issue, which leads to insults and not a lot of good info. I like to share analogies. The idea behind the stimulus package is sold to the voting public as a way to stimulate the economy, to help people buy things, from people who produce things who then have to buy things from other people and pay employees who take their paycheck to buy other things… It’s a magic dollar that keeps passing around to keep folks working and spending. The problem is that many people do not understand economics, and kudos’ to you Sean for saying so. Many people believe that the federal government is like Aunt Sally who sent you a $10 bill for your birthday. Aunt Sally saved it in her cookie jar and shared it with you. Hey, for you it’s free money… Unfortunatly, Uncle Sam, or any government who is handing out money, only has a limited number of options for getting the money in the first place. The government cannot create wealth or value. Through taxes, the money Uncle Sam gives you, is money that he took from your brother. Except he took twenty bucks from your brother, spent part of it to pay salaries of federal workers and other giveaways that you aren’t part of , but you still get ten dollars. To you it’s free money. Next week your brother gets ten bucks, but it’s from the twenty Uncle Sam took away from you… Hey, look, now your brother has free money. Congratulations, you now both have stimulus money to go out to lunch. Q -- I don't make sawdust...I produce vast quantities of "Micro Mulch." |
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I took up woodworking so I could help stimulate the economy! A new tool here, there a tool, everywhere a tool… one of these days I might even get some wood… Vocabulary word for the day: Liquidity: When you look at your investments and wet your pants. -- Al H. - small shop, small projects... |
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Karson, You’re an absolute gem, thanks for posting this.. Q -- I don't make sawdust...I produce vast quantities of "Micro Mulch." |
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In my opinion the problem we have created “virtual wealth” (creative financing, borderline Ponzi schemes, overinflated appraisals, etc.), whereas our competitors have created real wealth (in the traditional way: buy raw materials add labor, sell the results for more than you spent). -- Chris Scholz, Arlington, TX, www.Galoot-Tools.com |
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I am hearing we are going to spend this and spend that to do this and that. Dave Ramsey had the best stimulus plan I have heard he said they should give a $20,000 dollar tax credit to every business for every employee they hire and keep. It would only cost 60billion to get everyone of unemployment. so that money would not be going out and income tax would be coming in win win -- jay Rambling on and on again |
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278 days ago |
a lumberjock is … what a lumberjock does … got WOOD ? be happy … -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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DAN says: … got WOOD ? be happy … Hey, we’re back to prostitutes! :) -- "Find out what you cannot do and then go do it!" |
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we got $18 a week we can by a good board for that -- jay Rambling on and on again |
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278 days ago |
My brother-in-law sent me this also. I took the advice and saw the hooker. She did make me ditch the halo during our time together. I still don’t understand why she wanted to meet in the Home Depot parking lot though.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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278 days ago |
Mr. Trim that tip is a keeper. karson, not even baseball games are safe. For instance Seattle is not owned by an american. I think we could turn this country around using hemp and marijuana. We have four big problems that could be fixed be relegalization. Oil, the deficit, overweight people, and to many people popping pills. If our farmers started growing hemp we could use it to fuel our cars destroying our need for foreign oil. Hemp could also grow in place of corn, and cotton. This way maybe we wouldn’t have to have corn syrup in everything we eat. Not to mention all the chemicals we would keep out of the ground because hemp can grow chemical free. I know our local farmers are in trouble this year because of the floods last year. Hemp would be the perfect crop for them, but our state doesn’t allow it. Our money shortage would be fixed with a simple tax on marijuana. Not to mention a lot of american money would be staying home, and not headed to mexico. The states could sell a simple tax stamp. I’m guessing we have close to 100 million marijuana smokers, over 18, in the states. With a simple 200 dollar a year tax stamp the government could bring in 20 billion. And if they start taxing the sale, who knows how much money could be made. Marijuana could also help in getting everyone off these pills. I can’t be the only one that sees a drug store on every corner. The science of marijuana has come along way in the past years because of prohibition. If you can’t sleep at night, they know the right strain. Are you in chemo, they know the right stuff to take away the nausea. Have head aches? They know the right stuff to take away the head aches. You don’t even have to smoke the stuff anymore. You can put some extract in your grape juice. You can get all the pros without the draw back of having to smoke it. And it is all natural. They want to stimulate the economy this is the way. The best part is my plan doesn’t cost the government anything. Hard to stress american recovery when we borrow the money from china. |
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mrtrim, -- Gene |
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Josh, -- Gene |
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Drilling off the California coast or any other coast won’t solve anything. These rats will have the money spent before the ink drys on the new OK to drill bill. They just stuck us with more tax increases thanks to some turncoat, weak kneed so called conservatives. Not one cent of reduced spending on illegals (which is about 12 billion/year here). They increased our car licensing fee by 50%. That is called getting stuck in the back with a big knife. I feel great knowing that 4 million illegals are going to keep getting OUR tax dollars to stay here. -- Oldworld, Fair Oaks, Ca |
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Totally agree John. -- Gene |
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Just remember, before the government can give it must first take. Right now, the government is giving more than it takes. Eventually, the government won’t be able to go further in the red (Kansas is barely paying it’s tax returns). Before the stimulus, we all (regardless of age or ability) owed about $6,900 each to get back to the black. The stimulus added another $2,800 to that. So the government has taken $9,700 from your pocket, from your kid’s pocket, and from your momma’s pocket. The bully is stealing our lunch money and there is no teacher around to tell. It is time to face facts: What can you do? Save money, pay down your debt, and stop buying crap you don’t need/like to impress people you don’t like/need. ~D.B. -- He said wood...http://hickbyassociation.blogspot.com/ |
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Marijuana kills brain cells, it’s a proven fact. Nice one Karson. I for one, wouldn’t want the pilot of my jumbo jet, after taking an extract of marijuana for a headache, while trying to land the plane in the river. LOL -- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com |
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Beer and Prostitutes… Well, I dont know about the economy, but that certainly stimulates something! The redesigned Delta Unisaw is completely assembled here in the US, maybe that would be a better bet… and it would keep the wife from killing me (maybe). -- Adventure? Heh! Excitement? Heh! A Woodworker craves not these things! |
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Hookers are suspicious of my bag. -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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At first I thought this was funny…then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax all he has -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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Marijuana kills brain cells, it’s a proven fact. No, it is not! Google is your friend. Alcohol, on the other hand, most certainly does. the pilot of my jumbo jet is allowed to drink. However, they are routinely tested for drug use, including marijuana, and grounded even for provably false positives. I would rather have my pilot smoking pot than drinking. -- "Find out what you cannot do and then go do it!" |
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Jock Mike, I can’t speak of the effects on the brain. I have read studies that say no effect. I have read studies that say it does have an effect. I have also read studies that said it killed off cells, but they were weak cancer causing cells. Who really knows? If I’m paying for the study, chances are they will make it say whatever I want. What we do know is 100 million people are buying and using marijuana tax free. We know our country needs money. You never hear of anyone happy to pay a taxes, but this is one tax the people would be happy to pay. They are begging for marijuana to be taxed. Worse case, give it a few years, if all the studies on decriminalization are wrong, we can always go back. Man made booze, god made marijuana, who do you trust? |
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EE… Most pilots are not drug tested, and this has nothing to do with the size of the airplane. John Travolta’s or Bon Jovi’s jumbo jets are flown under the same rules (FAA Part 91) as a Piper Cub, so the person flying is not legally required to meet the same standards as a pilot working in scheduled airline (FAA Part 121) service. I get my FAA Medicals done at an “occupational health” practice, where the Dr. is an FAA approved Aviation Medical Examiner. Not all OC practices have an FAA AME, and not all AME’s work in such practices, but mine does. Most of the people in the waiting room are there for CDL, heavy machinery, railroad jobs, maritime, or other types of medical exams related to jobs. I think I’m the only guy in the room who ISN’T drug tested! On a side note, the FAA will pull a professional pilot’s medical for things like anti-depressants, so there are interesting illnesses that go untreated when a person wants to keep working. -- - Please help keep Lumberjocks an enjoyable escape by refusing to participate in political discussions. Simply spit out the bait and ignore the thread... |
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That’s true, Cess. My uncle was stressed out beyond belief up until the day he retired from flying airliners. But even he said he was on the sane side of it. He knew guys that were nuts and flew their max allowed air time every week/month. That being said, if you consider that before the Q400 crashed in New York it had been 2 1/2 year since a fatal airliner crash and probably 15 sec since the last fatal freeway accident. ~DB -- He said wood...http://hickbyassociation.blogspot.com/ |
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“That being said, if you consider that before the Q400 crashed in New York it had been 2 1/2 year since a fatal airliner crash and probably 15 sec since the last fatal freeway accident.” I’d rather fly than drive, but I’m biased. <g> -- - Please help keep Lumberjocks an enjoyable escape by refusing to participate in political discussions. Simply spit out the bait and ignore the thread... |
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This is an interesting tangent. Legalize it! People think that if pot is legalized, teachers, pilots, cops, and everyone else will be high all the time. They forget that alcohol (which causes far more crime in the form of accidents, domestic abuse, and violence) is readily available and just as damaging if not more. But you don’t see drunk cops, teachers, pilots….and that’s because companies can still require no tolerance for this substance. I can honestly say that I smoked marijuana in high school and I was a straight A student. Even the biggest pot heads in my school never got into trouble for crimes due to marijuana aside from its possession. However I lost two classmates in separate drunk driving crashes and one who shot themselves when drunk. Both sides make a good argument but I think that the revenue and resources we can get from it outweighs risks involved. -- Don't tell her I'm in the shop! |
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EE and Local I agree about alcohol being more of a problem then MJ. However the pharmacology classes and degree in substance abuse that I have says you both are wrong. Local there are drunk cops, teachers, pilots, etc. I worked for 12 years in rehab and met people from every walk of life and do you know what, many of them started by smoking cigarettes then mj then alcohol then on to other drugs. The majority of people treated nowdays are poly addicted. There is rarely an alcoholic being seen. They are mostly alcohlic, cocaine, marijuana, herione, cough syrup drug addict. Yes alcohol is a drug. And yes Marijuana kills brain cells especially in younger people whose brain is not fully developed. Talk to a Dr. -- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com |
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”“This is an interesting tangent. Legalize it! People think that if pot is legalized, teachers, pilots, cops, and everyone else will be high all the time. They forget that alcohol (which causes far more crime in the form of accidents, domestic abuse, and violence) is readily available and just as damaging if not more. But you don’t see drunk cops, teachers, pilots….and that’s because companies can still require no tolerance for this substance. I can honestly say that I smoked marijuana in high school and I was a straight A student. Even the biggest pot heads in my school never got into trouble for crimes due to marijuana aside from its possession. However I lost two classmates in separate drunk driving crashes and one who shot themselves when drunk. Both sides make a good argument but I think that the revenue and resources we can get from it outweighs risks involved.”” I’m all for legalizing any and all drugs. But, not for the revenue. Caveat Emptor! -- Gene |
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“I took the upper guard off my TS, too.” You crazy anarchist. :) |
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Me too. I’ve just seen too many people die from all kinds of that crap. They also say MJ isn’t habit forming, ya, right. Go to WebMD not the Marijuana users annual for your answers. -- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com |
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I vote for prostitutes and beer but not in that order. I also propose visiting the local strip clubs to support the strippers etc…. Here are some interesting facts concerning drugs & deaths. Judging by this I am gonna skip the prostitutes and beer and go right for the weed lol. Sexual behavior??? WTF Tobacco 435,0001 -- Pie |
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Nicely put pie. -- Don't tell her I'm in the shop! |
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i have one thing to say on this very interesting conversation BARACK OBARMA THE DRUG PUSHER I CAN’T SEE IT SOON ANDY -- cut it saw it scrap it |
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Karson, I think I’m ready to send you the numbers and stuff on my bank account now…............ if you still want it. LOL -- JJ...... I guess you could say I'm a 54 year old "juniorjock". — Make things with wood. |
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276 days ago |
HELP!!! I need help deciding how to spend my $13 per week(after I get back to work). WOW!!! I can’t stand the prosperity!!!!! -- Thos. Angle |
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275 days ago |
Gee, Will I see all that $$ reflected in my SS check….yeah, you bet. -- Gene |
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274 days ago |
Our police in Alabama don’t have teeth. So whats plan B? -- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music"" |
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274 days ago |
Uh… Bake sale? -- He said wood...http://hickbyassociation.blogspot.com/ |
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Bill Explained The professor replied, “I don’t have any time to explain it at my office, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my weekend project, I’ll be glad to explain it to you.” The student agreed. -- Its never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else. |
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On cnn today there is a story asking if taxing marijuana could save our economy. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/02/24/wian.pot.tax.cnn |
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tax on pot …. next there will be lumberjock tax >grin< ... maybe even an old hippie stimulus payment -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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im sure the gangs will hire lobbyists to prevent drugs becoming legal lol |
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I was happy to hear the president promise last night that no one under a $250K family income will see a tax increase. I even kept the speech on a DVD. So in a couple years, when I owe the IRS more money, instead of sending a check, I will just send a copy of the DVD. :-) -- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood" |
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My republican governor wanted to tax canoes. We have a walking tax. You want to walk in the forest you need to drive 15 mile north of town to buy the permit to walk in a forest owned by tax payers. A little fishing hole near me cost 4.00 a day (state park) I’d say about 20 cars a day show up. I bet it cost them close to $40.00 a day just to collect them money. Sorry just feeling grummpy. |
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That’s how government works, Dennis! In fact, I’d be surprised if they’re not losing money by charging the fee. -- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood" |
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Yeah. How much did the sign about the fee cost? -- He said wood...http://hickbyassociation.blogspot.com/ |
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My aunt use to have some Hotels in San Francisco…....for sure…..lots of beer, then the prostitutes. |
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When you really think about it, every problem this country experiences was caused or made worse by our government. Recently, I’ve begun to believe that some are not unintended consequences. Maybe Ayn Rand was right. -- Gene |
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Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100. The The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad Chuck replied, “Well, then just give me my money back..” The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Chuck said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.” The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with him?” Chuck said, “I’m going to raffle him off.” The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead horse!” Chuck said, “Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, “What happened with Chuck said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece The farmer said, “Didn’t anyone complain?” Chuck said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.” Chuck grew up and now works for the government. He’s the one who figured out -- Gene |
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Let’s see, My wife and I are expecting to get about $13 per week from the Stimuless Bill. Our great Gov and legislature just raised our car license fee 50% and GAVE us a wonderfull 1% increase in sales tax along with more spending increases. My math says we will be paying much HIGHER TAXES to the thieves. -- Oldworld, Fair Oaks, Ca |
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Hope the defense spending doesn’t dry up … my son recently found a job bolting armor on Humvee’s at a factory north of Cinci. He relocated from Tennessee in November, when both he and his wife, got laid off from automotive parts factories near McMinnville. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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well after 60 posts im still voteing for hookers and beer ! whats good enuff for the guvner of n y its good enuff for me . lol |
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270 days ago |
Trim, what do you think that $13 a week is for??? -- He said wood...http://hickbyassociation.blogspot.com/ |
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$13 might buy you enough beer for a Saturday night. I’d steer clear of the $13 hookers if I were you. -- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood" |
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The gal that did my son’s taxes called him to say that he may as well up his withholding because that $13 will be counted as income. The rates are not being lowered and the $$ is a taxable credit. -- Gene |
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So at the end of the year they want $4 extra for every week ($208). That sucks. Pass me a hoo- I mean beer! -- He said wood...http://hickbyassociation.blogspot.com/ |
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270 days ago |
they all look good thru the bottom of a glass ! |
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What was the original question? -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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266 days ago |
I think something about prostitutes tattoo’s and beer . -- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL |
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I get it – lets do them all. We’ll spend our way out of this and cut the deficit at the same time. Talk about Voodoo economics -- What happens in the workshop stays in the workshop. No wait that doesn't sound right. Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com † |
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Doesn’t really fit the topic … unless you dwell on the subject … but wouldn’t recommend doing that too long ![]() -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world |
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When will these idiots in washington realize that the first thing you do when you find yourself in a hole you don’t want to be in (recession) is stop digging? WE simply cannot allow them to continue this way.I challenge every lumberjock to call thier representatives in DC and tell them how you feel…even if you disagree with me the only way to change anything is to get involved.Now back to the prostitutes and beer I say drink whatever beer you like imported or not chances are your corner liqour store is owned by an American (maybe not born here but still American) and I agree avoid the hookers with all thier teeth unless your in Nevada at the Bunny Ranch :) -- teh most beautiful about a tree is what you can make out of it...even if that is only a fire!I hate raking |
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265 days ago |
Back in the day Americans had jobs in the manufacturing sector. -- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL |
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We live far out in the country so we don’t have ready access to hookers, and besides, my wife has a real problem with me bringing home stray women (her problem involves deciding who to shoot first!). So if you guys don’t mind, I’ll use my money to support our Canadian brothers who brew such good beer! And then I’ll support my local farmer who grows those big Angus Porterhouse steaks that goes sooo good with that Canadian beer! -- Bob Vila would be so proud of you! |
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And not to forget the guys who work in the salt, pepper and charcoal mines to help me season and cook that big Angus steak! And to Mark DeCou for giving me the inspiration to make a Damascus steel steak knife to cut that steak! And to all the other LumberJock brothers here who’ve inspired us all to do so much more! There’s a cold one here anytime you want to drop by…but bring your own hooker. And steak. -- Bob Vila would be so proud of you! |
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264 days ago |
Dan That last cartoon is hilarious! -- Don't tell her I'm in the shop! |
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264 days ago |
Hilarious thread guys! now I know why so many of you yanks are living in the Philippines. Beer is a dollar and all the hookers have their teeth. Anyone seeking a guided tour let me know. -- if the hand is not working it is not a pure hand |
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The gold standard has advocates, but the problem is, there are competing versions. The government-enforced gold standard is the one that gets all the space in the history textbooks. This is because it is the only version governments allow. -- If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free! PJ O'Rourke |
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TomK – exactly. And you wonder why the monetary/banking system doesn’t work???? btw, if you buy gasoline in the US, most of that money is going to Canada, not the Arabs, so that can’t be all bad, can it? -- Steve, New Zealand, www.steveracz.com |
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-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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Now all we have to do is get this to the media so they can get the REAL facts out to the public. Of course, that assumes that a public educated at a government school can read. Lee -- No piece is cut too short. It was meant for a smaller project. |
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>> Subject: FW: Dementia quiz for my smart friends >> > -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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-- Gene |
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cool photo … or is it photoshop ? -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Bucket. -- Gene |
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STRANGE THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW!! (BUT DO NOW!) : A shrimp’s heart is in its head. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Horses can’t vomit. Butterflies taste with their feet. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world’s nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It’s possible to lead a cow upstairs…but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. It’s physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years. No word in the English language rhymes with “MONTH.” Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. All polar bears are left-handed. In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. “Go,” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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-- Gene |
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200 days ago |
![]() -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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200 days ago |
![]() -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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192 days ago |
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. “Chief Two Eagles,” asked one official, “You have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his material wealth. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.” The chief nodded that it was so. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?” The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, “When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex.” Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that!” -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates. Criminals on Wall Hank Paulson now wants the American taxpayers to buy up and hold all these Mama always said: ‘Sniff the chocolates first, Forrest’. Quote of the day from a fund manager: “This is worse than a divorce… I’ve lost half of my net worth and I still The bailout, a different perspective Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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