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Bob #2

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02-16-2009 12:57 AM

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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting And laughing with glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, ‘We’re not coming out until you leave!
The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’
Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator.’

Most old men can still think fast.!!


-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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#1 posted 02-16-2009 01:00 AM

Hope he still had his eyesight. Be a bitch if all he saw was blurry forms.

-- Just 'cause a cat has kittens in the oven, it don't make 'em biscuits.

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#2 posted 02-16-2009 01:31 AM

Very nice Bob. I’
I’m going to keep a bucket handy. And keep my eyes on the neighbour pond.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia †

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#3 posted 02-16-2009 01:35 AM

LMAO…....... good one

I’d like to see a little more humor like this.

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#4 posted 02-16-2009 03:38 AM

I was braced for a dumb cajun joke, but this old man makes me proud to be a Louisianian!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#5 posted 02-16-2009 03:58 AM

Good one, Bob!

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#6 posted 02-16-2009 09:17 PM

There’s a fellow to look up to.


-- by Lee A. Jesberger

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#7 posted 02-18-2009 04:53 AM

But did he get his peaches?

-- Gary D. Stoughton, WI

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#8 posted 02-18-2009 05:53 AM

Probably just a glimpse of them . ;-)

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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