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Forum topic by Gerald Thompson posted 11-26-2014 01:16 PM 928 views 0 times favorited 12 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Gerald Thompson

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11-26-2014 01:16 PM

I got an email from an Uganda princess that she wanted to send me a bunch of money because I am a good fellow. Just now, “Helen” from the IRS called and warned me that I am in deep Kim Chi if I don’t call her back immediately! And just when happy days seemed here at last.:)

-- Jerry

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Gene Howe

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#1 posted 11-26-2014 01:33 PM

Tell the princess to hold on to the $$ and you’ll come pick it up.
Call Helen and tell her you are asserting your rights under the 5th amendment.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#2 posted 11-26-2014 03:29 PM

Better yet, tell the princess to send the money to “Helen”.

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#3 posted 11-26-2014 03:34 PM

Better yet have the princess send the money to me to help you avert any additional tax obligation :))

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Gerald Thompson

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#4 posted 11-26-2014 03:51 PM

You guys go out and sit by your mail boxes and wait. I’m looking for a stamp…...

-- Jerry

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#5 posted 11-26-2014 08:18 PM

I wondered why that Large Withdrawal came out of our Joint Account?

-- LIFE is what happens when you're planning on doing Other Things!

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#6 posted 11-26-2014 08:23 PM

I was getting those IRS calls too! All of them with an foreign accent, and names like Jason Clark and Ron Smith. When I was talking once to them, I asked to speak to someone who spoke English, and they transferred me to another guy with the same accent. I called their bluff and told them they should be ashamed, he went on to say they were dispatching the police to my house. I am still waiting….

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#7 posted 11-26-2014 08:31 PM

Make sure that Helen does not talk to the princess. If she knows that you are a tax cheater, she might not think that you are such a good fellow.

-- “Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.” ― R. Waters

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#8 posted 11-26-2014 09:03 PM

Owheee what a complicated financial world we live in. All that money and nobody ever gives me as much as used but wipes. Alistair still maybe in the next life EH?

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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Gerald Thompson

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#9 posted 11-26-2014 11:46 PM

I am so poor I can only afford a “Two Musketeer.”

-- Jerry

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#10 posted 11-27-2014 01:45 AM

I told ‘em that I got their name, phone number and address, and if they ever call again I would find them and rip their face off. Haven’t heard back since. Maybe I was to harsh?

-- When I was a kid I wanted to be older . . . . . this CRAP is not what I expected !

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#11 posted 11-27-2014 01:50 AM

when I get calls like that, I always ask them if they are muslims. The last thing I hear is a CLICK.

-- My Father was my mentor for my woodworking hobby and knowledge. Luv ya Dad.

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#12 posted 11-27-2014 01:51 AM

LOL seen way to many of these….... But I did marry a Ukrainian Princess that seems to have worked out very well for me.

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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