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rshep55

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2017 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children:
John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven (at 71!)
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

-- Ron,R.A.Shepard Woodworking,Massachusetts


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Todd A. Clippinger

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#1 posted 2017 days ago

Oh yeah, good chuckle here.

-- Todd A. Clippinger, Montana, http://americancraftsmanworkshop.com

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EEngineer

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#2 posted 2017 days ago

He led a good life; quick rise, lots of bread, never stale.

-- "Find out what you cannot do and then go do it!"

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GMoney

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#3 posted 2017 days ago

Sounds cooked up to me.

-- Greg, CT

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Mjbada

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#4 posted 2017 days ago

That’s the yeast of my worries.

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BigFoot Products Canada

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#5 posted 2017 days ago

I heard it might have been murder. His wife wanted his dough. Rumour has it also he wasn’t rising like she wanted anymore, either.

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Mario

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#6 posted 2017 days ago

Thank you, I really kneeded this today.

-- Hope Never fails

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woodyoda

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#7 posted 2016 days ago

I heard he had non-stick marks all over his body…...must have been tef…lon him.
yoda

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Gene Howe

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#8 posted 2016 days ago

What crust he had! Never had a half baked idea, even when he was toasted.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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ChuckV

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#9 posted 2016 days ago

Some believe that he will rise again.

-- “That it will never come again / Is what makes life so sweet. ” ― Emily Dickinson

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Richforever

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#10 posted 2016 days ago

Sticky subject!

-- Rich, Seattle, WA

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MsDebbieP

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#11 posted 2003 days ago

groan
and a chuckle

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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