Did I ever tell you about Hitler and my mother dirty wee devil so he was

Thanks for the story Alistair!
Hope you are feeling better soon.
Paul

-- Paul, Bristol,Rhode Island

ah, if only she hit him harder… evil indeed he was.

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

Alistair, I believe you are giving Samuel Taylor Coleridge a run for the money. Be careful, and as Paul said, I hope you are feeling better soon.

-- "Bordnerizing" perfectly good lumber for over a decade.

Ha Ha Ha Get better soon Scotsman!

-- Never board, always knotty, lots of growth rings

Wish she had bopped him a lot harder. Great Story!

Get well friend!!

-- The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools. Confucius, 经过艰苦的努力的梦想可以成真

Feel better soon, my friend.

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the world's finest custom rolling pins!

Great story Alistair, too bad she did not have a glockenspiel to hit him with. Get well you old Scotsman, and do it soon.

-- (You just have to please the man in the Mirror) Mike from Michigan -

So….like….she floored him?

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

A very shocking story Alistair. Her reaction was too mild for the brute. I am a victim of WW2. In 1942 my family came back to India from Burma mostly on foot taking 42 days to cover the journey. On our way cholera and typhoid were rampant but by God’s grace we were saved. We were 10 in number, parents, six children and two servants. I was 7 years old.
Wish you good health.
Sharad

-- “If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means they have never tried a new thing in their life”.-Albert Einstein

Wow…can I get some of whatever it is your high on?

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I met a guy in Santa Cruz, Ca…that said he carried John F Kennedy across the French Alps during WW2…...
I actually didn’t know that he was there, I thought he was a PT boat Captain in the Pacific. The guy in Santa Cruz was called the King of the Winos…....I guess he liked wine…....................yoda