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bob riley

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09-15-2014 12:10 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

this post is for everyone to share any sayings they know from carpentry. e.g.. its must be windy out here or I think this is a left handed hammer


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woodbutcherbynight

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#1 posted 09-16-2014 01:06 AM

old one but so true, measure twice, cut once.

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#2 posted 09-17-2014 10:42 PM

While I was doing carpentry for a living, one would need a “Sky hook” once in a while.

-- I think, therefore I think I am.

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Gene Howe

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#3 posted 09-17-2014 10:56 PM

LAW OF CONSTRUCTION
Cut it large and kick it into place.
LAW OF FORCE
If it doesn’t fit, you’re not hitting it hard enough.
LAW OF FORCE II
Don’t force it, get a bigger hammer.
If it jams, hit it harder. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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BurlyBob

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#4 posted 11-10-2016 05:07 PM

An old Mentor of mine use to tell me when I was trying to be very accurate, “You ain’t building a piano”. I seem to recall him also saying, ” there’s a reason they call it rough carpentry”.

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oldnovice

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#5 posted 11-10-2016 08:26 PM

“I cut this piece three times and it is still too short!

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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chrisstef

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#6 posted 11-10-2016 08:28 PM

“Nothin a little brute force and ignorance wont cure.”

-- rock, chalk, jayhawk

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diverlloyd

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#7 posted 11-10-2016 09:09 PM

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

Carpentry is easy not as easy as plumbing since all they are is a carpenter with their brains beat in.

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Hammerthumb

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#8 posted 11-10-2016 10:50 PM

Get the wood stretcher.

-- Paul, Las Vegas

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BurlyBob

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#9 posted 11-10-2016 11:33 PM

Rule #1 in my shop- “Stay out of my damn light!”

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Smitty_Cabinetshop

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#10 posted 11-11-2016 12:02 AM

Strive for perfection, settle for excellence.

-and-

Never fart in the workspace.

-and-

Good enough for who it’s for.
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(yeah, there’s a bit of conflict between 1 and 3)

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive --

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#11 posted 11-11-2016 12:48 AM

Measure once…cuss twice!

-- Carpenter assembles with hands, Designer builds with brains, Artist creates with heart!

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murch

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#12 posted 11-11-2016 11:54 AM

Screw it quick before it moves again. (this phrase can be used in various interesting situations).

-- A family man has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.

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ChrisK

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#13 posted 11-11-2016 01:56 PM

If you are going to be stupid you need to be tough!

-- Chris K

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GnarlyErik

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#14 posted 11-15-2016 10:04 PM

“You can have it good, quick or cheap; pick any two!”

-- Candy is dandy and rum sure is fun, but wood working is the best high for me!

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Gerald Thompson

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#15 posted 11-16-2016 01:32 AM

Measure with a broom handle, mark it with chalk, cut it with an axe, beat it to fit and paint it to match.

-- Jerry

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