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bob riley

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09-15-2014 12:10 AM

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this post is for everyone to share any sayings they know from carpentry. e.g.. its must be windy out here or I think this is a left handed hammer

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#1 posted 09-16-2014 01:06 AM

old one but so true, measure twice, cut once.

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#2 posted 09-17-2014 10:42 PM

While I was doing carpentry for a living, one would need a “Sky hook” once in a while.

-- I think, therefore I think I am.

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#3 posted 09-17-2014 10:56 PM

Cut it large and kick it into place.
If it doesn’t fit, you’re not hitting it hard enough.
Don’t force it, get a bigger hammer.
If it jams, hit it harder. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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