|Forum topic by MarkTheFiddler||posted 06-04-2014 10:11 PM||804 views||0 times favorited||7 replies|
06-04-2014 10:11 PM
My relevance to this world can only be quantified through the use of an asymptotic line as it approaches 0. For those of us who tossed our math studies out the window when we didn’t need them anymore, I will translate. I’m about as important as fly squat.
Still – my peculiar and rather nerdy mind comes up with Mark-isms. I provide Mark-isms for those who:
Each Mark-ism is numbered. The one I’m about to share is number 783. That’s not to say that I actually generated 782 Mark-isms that came before this one. It just means that I plucked a sufficiently large but random looking number out of the ether that sounds like I have been generating Mark-isms for a while. The number 783 sounds less improbable than a nice rounded number like 1000. Unfortunately, obtaining the milestone of 1000 Mark-isms is now highly improbable. Let’s face it – I simply don’t have the energy to come up with this sort of nonsense 217 more times. I should have introduced my first Mark-ism to Lumber-Jocks as number 998, thereby, providing me the chance to obtain Mark-Ism number 1000 within a reasonable amount of time. However, 998 felt almost as improbable as 1000.
Two things should be clear by now:
Mark-ism 1000!! – I mean 783.
Yeah so – please accept my apologies. ;)
-- Thanks for all the lessons!