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Forum topic by Greg..the Cajun Box Sculptor posted 04-29-2014 07:51 PM 501 views 0 times favorited 4 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Greg..the Cajun Box Sculptor

5110 posts in 1967 days


04-29-2014 07:51 PM

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as
‘HILLBILLIES.’
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ – She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN. ‘

2. She is not ‘EASY’ – She is
‘HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.’

3. She is not a ‘DUMB BLONDE’ – She is a
‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.’

4. She has not ‘BEEN AROUND’ – She is a
‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.’

5. She does not ‘NAG’ you – She becomes
‘VERBALLY REPETITIVE.’

6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT HOOKER’ – She is a
‘LOW COST PROVIDER.’

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a ‘BEER GUT’ – He has developed a
‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.’

2. He is not a ‘BAD DANCER’ – He is
‘OVERLY CAUCASIAN.’

3.. He does not ‘GET LOST ALL THE TIME’ – He
‘INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.’

4. He is not ‘BALDING’ – He is in
‘FOLLICLE REGRESSION.’

5. He does not act like a ‘TOTAL ASS’ – He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.’

6. It’s not his ‘CRACK’ you see hanging out of his pants – It’s
‘TROUSER CLEAVAGE.’

-- If retiring is having the time to be able to do what you enjoy then I have always been retired.


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RockyTopScott

1140 posts in 2137 days


#1 posted 04-30-2014 06:53 PM

Sweet. As a Tennesseean it about time I got the respect and reverance I deserve.

-- “When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.” ― Thomas Sowell

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distrbd

1128 posts in 1105 days


#2 posted 04-30-2014 07:22 PM

I got a good laugh,thanks.
May I add one correction:
He’s not short and bald,he’s vertically and follically challenged.

-- Ken from Ontario

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crank49

3434 posts in 1629 days


#3 posted 04-30-2014 08:20 PM

I doubt a majority of the typical American persons from locations other than Tennessee, Kentucky and West Virginia can pronounce APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS, much less know where the name comes from.

-- Michael :-{| “If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.” ― A H

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cutworm

1064 posts in 1451 days


#4 posted 05-01-2014 12:23 AM

I’m a proud Appalachian American from West – by God – Virginia. And I’m ok with being called a hillbilly.

-- Steve - "Never Give Up"

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