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redSLED

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04-03-2014 07:01 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor joke lol funny job

I used to work at an orange juice factory but was let go because I couldn’t concentrate.

-- Perfection is the difference between too much and not enough.


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Jimbo4

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#1 posted 04-04-2014 01:32 AM

So they pulped you out ? ;o)

-- *Arachnoleptic Fit*: The frantic dance performed just after you've accidently walked through a spider web.

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#2 posted 04-04-2014 02:01 AM

Come on Red, lay off the juice already!... ;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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redSLED

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#3 posted 04-10-2014 02:43 AM

I used to work at a shoe store once, but I didn’t fit in.

-- Perfection is the difference between too much and not enough.

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#4 posted 04-10-2014 02:58 AM

I used to work making apple cider, but was let go because it was too hard to stay sober.

-- As ever, Gus-the 76 yr young apprentice carpenter

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redSLED

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#5 posted 04-10-2014 03:07 AM

Hard-to-stay-sober apple cider maker! Must have been hard to keep pressing on.

-- Perfection is the difference between too much and not enough.

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#6 posted 04-10-2014 01:06 PM

I bought a pair of water skis, but I couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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Gene Howe

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#7 posted 04-10-2014 02:56 PM

Thought about becoming a physician but didn’t have the patience.
Maybe a dermatologist? Naw, that decision is too rash.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#8 posted 04-10-2014 03:57 PM

I worked for a short time in the woods as a lumberjack,

But I couldn’t clear the tracts,So the boss gave me the axe.

-- “The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.” ― H.L. Mencken, Minority Report

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ChuckV

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#9 posted 04-10-2014 04:14 PM

I once worked in an eyeglass factory. I fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of myself.

-- “And it's only the giving that makes you what you are. ” ― I. Anderson

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#10 posted 04-10-2014 04:26 PM

I lost my job at the clock factory. All I did was stand around and make faces.

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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#11 posted 04-10-2014 05:58 PM

I had a friend who drank a quart of lacquer. He had a sad end, but a lovely finish.

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Gene Howe

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#12 posted 04-11-2014 03:32 PM

Left my job at the concrete plant. It got too hard.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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Gene Howe

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#13 posted 04-11-2014 03:35 PM

Interviewed for a butchers job but didn’t make the cut.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#14 posted 04-11-2014 03:46 PM

I was an elevator operator in a big NY building, but I got fired…............,I kept forgetting the route.
Ed

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#15 posted 04-11-2014 03:48 PM

I used to be an elevator operator, too. The job had its ups and downs.

-- "My concern is not whether God is on our side; my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right." Abraham Lincoln

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