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redSLED

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110 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor joke lol funny job

I used to work at an orange juice factory but was let go because I couldn’t concentrate.

-- Perfection is the difference between too much and not enough.


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Jimbo4

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#1 posted 110 days ago

So they pulped you out ? ;o)

-- BELT SANDER: Used for making rectangular gouges in wood.

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#2 posted 110 days ago

Come on Red, lay off the juice already!... ;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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redSLED

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#3 posted 104 days ago

I used to work at a shoe store once, but I didn’t fit in.

-- Perfection is the difference between too much and not enough.

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#4 posted 103 days ago

I used to work making apple cider, but was let go because it was too hard to stay sober.

-- As ever, Gus-the 75 yr young apprentice carpenter

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redSLED

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#5 posted 103 days ago

Hard-to-stay-sober apple cider maker! Must have been hard to keep pressing on.

-- Perfection is the difference between too much and not enough.

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#6 posted 103 days ago

I bought a pair of water skis, but I couldn’t find a lake with a hill in it.

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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Gene Howe

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#7 posted 103 days ago

Thought about becoming a physician but didn’t have the patience.
Maybe a dermatologist? Naw, that decision is too rash.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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DrDirt

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#8 posted 103 days ago

I worked for a short time in the woods as a lumberjack,

But I couldn’t clear the tracts,So the boss gave me the axe.

-- "If we did all the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astonish ourselves." Edison

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ChuckV

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#9 posted 103 days ago

I once worked in an eyeglass factory. I fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of myself.

-- “That it will never come again / Is what makes life so sweet. ” ― Emily Dickinson

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poopiekat

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#10 posted 103 days ago

I lost my job at the clock factory. All I did was stand around and make faces.

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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Finisherman

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#11 posted 103 days ago

I had a friend who drank a quart of lacquer. He had a sad end, but a lovely finish.

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Gene Howe

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#12 posted 102 days ago

Left my job at the concrete plant. It got too hard.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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Gene Howe

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#13 posted 102 days ago

Interviewed for a butchers job but didn’t make the cut.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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carver1942

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#14 posted 102 days ago

I was an elevator operator in a big NY building, but I got fired…............,I kept forgetting the route.
Ed

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#15 posted 102 days ago

I used to be an elevator operator, too. The job had its ups and downs.

-- "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money." Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

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