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Forum topic by DKV posted 162 days ago 816 views 0 times favorited 30 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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DKV

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162 days ago

that people bitten by snakes probably got to close?

that people that have a lot of birthdays live longer?

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.


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#1 posted 162 days ago

4 out of 3 people have difficulty with math concepts

-- “When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.” ― Thomas Sowell

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#2 posted 161 days ago

But what would you do if someone has been bitten by a snake? you suck out the poison!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_eBuhHF5s

-- Ken from Ontario

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#3 posted 161 days ago

that corpulent folks are winning the battle of anorexia?

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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#4 posted 161 days ago

100 out of 100 people die????

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#5 posted 161 days ago

that a 50# sack of flour makes a big biscuit?

-- Made in America, with American made tools....Shopsmith

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#6 posted 161 days ago

that a 16# Robin is fat?

-- Made in America, with American made tools....Shopsmith

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woodbutcherbynight

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#7 posted 161 days ago

tracer rounds work both ways??

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#8 posted 161 days ago

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#9 posted 161 days ago

100 out of 100 people die????

I’m currently bucking this trend.

BJ

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#10 posted 161 days ago

It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow…........

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#11 posted 161 days ago

“It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow”

No It’s not! I just Licked mine!

OH! Elbow! Sorry. It was a different part that I Licked.

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.

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#12 posted 161 days ago

You Can’t Breathe With Your Tongue Out!

(Please Put Your Tongue Back In Your Mouth. You Look Really Stupid Like That)

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.

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#13 posted 161 days ago

How to tell someone that their Breathe really STINKS Without Hurting Their Feelings.

”Well! I’m Bored. Let’s Go Brush Our Teeth.”

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.

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#14 posted 161 days ago

Try Saying … ”Do I Smell Popcorn?” Right After You Fart, So Everyone Takes A Deep Breathe.

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.

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#15 posted 161 days ago

After Tuesday Even The Calendar goes “W-T-F”.

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.

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