|Forum topic by juniorjock||posted 02-03-2014 11:00 PM||842 views||0 times favorited||6 replies|
02-03-2014 11:00 PM
> Ramblings of a Retired Mind
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those> cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.
> I can’t afford one. So, I’m wearing my garage door opener.
> I also made a cover for myhearing aid and
> You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before
> I was thinking that women should> put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
> I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age,
> I’ve gotten that dreaded furniture disease.
> When people see a cat’s litter box, they always say,
> I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
> As for me, I’m just hoping God
> Birds of a feather flock
> A penny saved is a government
> The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
> The easiest way to find something lost around
> He who hesitates is probably right.
> Did you ever notice: The Roman
> If you can smile when things go wrong,
> The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is
> Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words
> Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you
> Some people try to turn back their odometers.
> When you are dissatisfied and would like to go
> One of the many things no one tells you about aging