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Forum topic by woodbutcherbynight posted 01-24-2014 03:18 AM 859 views 0 times favorited 5 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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01-24-2014 03:18 AM

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Having been asked by several members to post some humor from Iraq here are some quotes made by me over the radio during my time in the desert.
Read and enjoy.

1. For the love of Moses and all the prophets what are you doing? Talking them to death?
2. To the idiot that is showing a white t-shirt on a stick. If you do not put that away I will personally come over there and give you a circumcision with a chainsaw.
3. Moses, Elijah, and all the prophets you need to use the toilet? Now? What do you propose? Calling a time out? Your Mother did drugs while she was pregnant with you didn’t she?
4. Congratulations LT you just called in an airstrike on Montana.
5. What was I doing? I heard they were selling this lot of sand and went to put a deposit on it.
6. I have one method, shoot first, shoot some more then ask the questions.
7. The enemy has come over the berm, I am going to meet them halfway.
8. It seemed like a good idea at the time ya know?
9. When you shoot do you actually aim or are you using the Force?
10. Go to hell? In case you have not noticed we are in hell moron, what you want me to sit in the corner?
11. If you do that again I swear I will shoot you myself!
12.Rules of engagement? What we are playing checkers dumbass?

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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#1 posted 01-24-2014 03:46 AM

Number 6 works for me.

-- "When we build, let us think we build forever." John Ruskin

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#2 posted 01-24-2014 03:56 AM

Thank you for your service!

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#3 posted 01-24-2014 03:32 PM

Hey Gunny, good to hear from you! Thanks again for your service! I like 3# hahaha.
Have a good one!

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#4 posted 01-24-2014 06:08 PM

#4 is my all time favorite! Poor Montana. Im pretty sure I had a LT that called in airstrikes on Wyoming. LOL

-- The Old Rednek Workshop

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#5 posted 01-25-2014 01:55 AM

Lt Beckman was the best XO, but he could get lost on a dead end street.

John, good to hear you are well after all you went through. Still working on getting a display case made for that horn you made me.

waho6o9 you are welcome
Bearpaw, my fav as well as #1

-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

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