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106 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor question

My grandchildren were running through the house this morning and one of them said you’ve been hit with a ”Bazooka Nuclear Explosion.”

What have you heard not heard.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †


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GOOD LUCK TO ALL

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#1 posted 106 days ago

Hook up the horses, were going into town…

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Howie

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#2 posted 106 days ago

If you don’t quit that I’m going to kick a mudhole in your A$# and stomp it dry! (my parents were strict)

-- Life is good.

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James

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#3 posted 106 days ago

“Boy if you don’t get off that garret with that racket” (get off the porch with that noise)

-- James G'ville,MS Rev 22:2 .............. and the leaves of the tree [were] for the healing of the nations.

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lew

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#4 posted 106 days ago

The whistling sound of the switch just before it hit my butt! And, yet, I like to think I turned out OK.

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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Joe Lyddon

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#5 posted 106 days ago

“Where in Sam Hill is that?!”

-- Have Fun! Joe Lyddon - Alta Loma, CA USA - Home: http://www.WoodworkStuff.net ... My Small Gallery: http://www.ncwoodworker.net/pp/showgallery.php?ppuser=1389&cat=500"

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patron

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#6 posted 106 days ago

words can make a big difference

http://www.wimp.com/powerwords/

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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distrbd

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#7 posted 106 days ago

If I were to give only one single advice to new parents,it would be to never physically hurt your children,I was never hit by my father,I did spank my son when he was under age of of six but I even regret doing that.

I know some of us will disagree but ask yourself one question,when you hit a child is it really to teach them a lesson or is it to satisfy your own anger.

-- Ken from Ontario

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Gerald Thompson

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#8 posted 106 days ago

“Hitting” a child to me is spanking. It is to discipline the child. I am sick of people attempting to show moral superiority.

-- Jerry

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SCOTSMAN

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#9 posted 106 days ago

Moral superiority my ass when I was a young child my father used to beat me mercilously sometimes he would thump me so hard on the side of my face my ear used to ring for hours after and I was a little deafened during this time my face used to swell up badly .Spanking was never done to my children I don’t believe in it you wouldn’t hit an adult for making a mistake would you I could write a book about my fathers cruelty ,sober cruelty for he did not drink at all.But he didn’t believe in a little slap he would beat me off the walls.I got my own back when I was older and hit him back one day he never lifted a hand to me again.I hated him for it too I will never forget it remains with me to this day and will to the end of my days too.Alistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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distrbd

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#10 posted 106 days ago

Jerry,you go ahead in thinking you got me all figured out,the last thing in my mind was to show”moral superiority”.

-- Ken from Ontario

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DKV

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#11 posted 106 days ago

Alistair, I am sure your father was treated the same way. How we treat children is typically passed down until someone breaks the chain of cruelty.

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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patron

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#12 posted 106 days ago

kiera knightley

why limit this to kids
share the hate with everyone

http://www.upworthy.com/keira-knightley-called-cut-on-this-scene-watch-as-its-a-scene-millions-of-women-recognize-2?c=ufb2

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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Gerald Thompson

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#13 posted 106 days ago

Alistair;
I never sais anything about beating. I said “Spanking.”

-- Jerry

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Roger

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#14 posted 106 days ago

You’re doin it ‘bass-akwards”

-- Roger from KY. Work/Play/Travel Safe. Kentuk55@bellsouth.net

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Joe Lyddon

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#15 posted 106 days ago

Patron, that was really SICK… I cannot imagine why/how anyone could DO THAT!

-- Have Fun! Joe Lyddon - Alta Loma, CA USA - Home: http://www.WoodworkStuff.net ... My Small Gallery: http://www.ncwoodworker.net/pp/showgallery.php?ppuser=1389&cat=500"

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