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MT_Stringer

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257 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Some days all you need is a little heat and a hammer.

Heat it up and beat the heck out of it.

Then wrap up and get back to work.

Bur when all else fails, it may be time to say “The heck with it”

-- Handcrafted by Mike Henderson - Channelview, Texas


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Mark

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#1 posted 257 days ago

I wuz with ya till ya got to the lite beer. Life’s to short to drink bad beer…....Words I live by. :)

-- Mark

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murch

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#2 posted 257 days ago

The only “tools” you need are WD40 and Duct tape.
If it’s stuck and isn’t supposed to be, use WD40.
If it’s loose and isn’t supposed to be, use Duct Tape. Simples.

-- A family man has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.

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murch

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#3 posted 257 days ago

Mark – suppose it’s a choice between lite beer and no beer and you really really need a beer :-)

-- A family man has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.

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oldretiredjim

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#4 posted 257 days ago

Gave my kid a roll of duct tape when he got his first junker. 3.2 Bud lite is easier on my stomach.

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Bluepine38

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#5 posted 257 days ago

Remember kids in college talking about Denver’s 3.2 beer. We have three good breweries in easy driving
distance and all have good beers that are easy on the stomach. Not sure what that Texas dude was
hammering on, but looks like it might be fixed.

-- As ever, Gus-the 75 yr young apprentice carpenter

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MT_Stringer

1828 posts in 1855 days


#6 posted 257 days ago

“Not sure what that Texas dude was
hammering on, but looks like it might be fixed.”

It is a custom fitting for dust collection hose connection to my bandsaw.

Please feel free to substitute the beer of your choice. :-)

-- Handcrafted by Mike Henderson - Channelview, Texas

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a1Jim

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#7 posted 257 days ago

I think this might have been your favorite movie :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMV-QuZCEuE

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture

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