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Forum topic by UncannyValleyWoods posted 11-28-2013 01:52 AM 1121 views 0 times favorited 16 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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UncannyValleyWoods

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11-28-2013 01:52 AM

When starring down the horridays, the best prescription is alcohol. This thread is dedicated to those who wish to PWI, or post while intoxicated.

*Lumberjocks does not condone nor endorse being drunk and awesome.

-- https://www.etsy.com/shop/UncannyValleyWoods?ref=hdr_shop_menu


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DIYaholic

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#1 posted 11-28-2013 02:01 AM

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me…..
Than a frontal lobotomy!!!

-- Randy-- I may not be good...but I am slow! If good things come to those who wait.... Why is procrastination a bad thing?

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UncannyValleyWoods

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#2 posted 11-28-2013 02:02 AM

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DIYaholic

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#3 posted 11-28-2013 02:20 AM

Whatch ya talkin’ bout Willis???

-- Randy-- I may not be good...but I am slow! If good things come to those who wait.... Why is procrastination a bad thing?

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#4 posted 11-28-2013 02:30 AM

I have been cooking all day, and this bottle of wine is doing my back just great. Power to spirits.

-- Thor and Odin are still the greatest of Gods.

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#5 posted 11-28-2013 02:34 AM

Thappy Hanksgiving!

-- “Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.” ― R. Waters

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UncannyValleyWoods

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#6 posted 11-28-2013 02:35 AM

I promise, I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

-- https://www.etsy.com/shop/UncannyValleyWoods?ref=hdr_shop_menu

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doordude

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#7 posted 11-28-2013 03:05 AM

it is safer to post, than to toast while sawing! from an ol’ fart who loves his wood…

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UncannyValleyWoods

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#8 posted 11-28-2013 03:09 AM

I’m gonna be an old fart playing with his wood sooner than later. Dammit.

-- https://www.etsy.com/shop/UncannyValleyWoods?ref=hdr_shop_menu

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DIYaholic

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#9 posted 11-28-2013 03:30 AM

UncannyValleyWoods,

Will you be working/playing with hard wood or soft wood???

-- Randy-- I may not be good...but I am slow! If good things come to those who wait.... Why is procrastination a bad thing?

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#10 posted 11-28-2013 05:49 AM

I had to drink six bottles of beer before I could make one bottle stopper that fit!

-- Interested in Oregon property? Visit me at http://www.willamettepropertiesgroup.com

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UncannyValleyWoods

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#11 posted 11-28-2013 05:53 AM

That sounds like productivity to me Biff.

-- https://www.etsy.com/shop/UncannyValleyWoods?ref=hdr_shop_menu

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Dark_Lightning

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#12 posted 11-28-2013 01:52 PM

One of my mom’s favorites (though she drank very little):

“I am not as much under the affluence of incohol as certain thinkle seem to peop.”

Nope, I’m drinking coffee. It’s not even 6 AM here, yet. I’ve got some shelving to complete today, so no boozores until turkey time this afternoon. Then, just some dark ale.

-- Random Orbital Nailer

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ShopsmithChar1

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#13 posted 11-28-2013 02:02 PM

No drinking and cutting, if you do, you might end up with a unique bottle stopper. Cant drink have to drive, and then put up with in laws sober…..somebody save me!

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#14 posted 11-28-2013 02:42 PM

Well, I spilled more booze in my day than most of you amateurs will ever drink, but I still manage to have fun even though I’m retired from that lifestyle. :-)

By the way, my wife’s doctor said sex during pregnancy was perfectly acceptable right up until the end, as long as I didn’t get in his way in the delivery room.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#15 posted 12-01-2013 06:19 AM

Charlie:

”as long as I didn’t get in his way in the delivery room.”

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-- Hope Everyone Is Doing Well! .... Best Regards: Rick

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