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Forum topic by DKV posted 09-28-2013 11:49 PM 3726 views 0 times favorited 196 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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09-28-2013 11:49 PM

Religion is to science as a moron is to intelligence.

-- My bad, 2015 is the correct year...


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#1 posted 09-28-2013 11:52 PM

Grass is to rock as oil is to rights….

-- "Checking for square? What madness is this! The cabinet is square because I will it to be so!" Jeremy Greiner LJ Topic#20953 2011 Feb 2

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#2 posted 09-28-2013 11:57 PM

Which you (DKV) so convincingly demonstrate.

-- Clint Searl....Ya can no more do what ya don't know how than ya can git back from where ya ain't been

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#3 posted 09-29-2013 12:09 AM

Kansas is to enlightenment as the model T is to Tesla

-- My bad, 2015 is the correct year...

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#4 posted 09-29-2013 12:12 AM

Lightening is to chocolate as dust is to improvisation…

-- "Checking for square? What madness is this! The cabinet is square because I will it to be so!" Jeremy Greiner LJ Topic#20953 2011 Feb 2

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#5 posted 09-29-2013 12:28 AM

roses are to cactus as perfume is to flatulence

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#6 posted 09-29-2013 01:06 AM

Is is to his as as is to has.

-- “That it will never come again / Is what makes life so sweet. ” ― Emily Dickinson

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#7 posted 09-29-2013 06:41 PM

A timeout is to discipline as an ice cube is to a hot sidewalk.

-- My bad, 2015 is the correct year...

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#8 posted 09-29-2013 07:53 PM

Zero Tolerance is the last refuge of the incompetent and impotent.

Political correctness is the death of the intellect and the soul.

-- Beer, Beer, Thank God for Beer. It's my way of keeping my mind fresh and clear...

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#9 posted 10-01-2013 02:49 AM

surely at some point in life

there is a time to put this behind you and go and listen to an owl ?

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#10 posted 10-01-2013 02:51 AM

Moron, put The Jesus behind? Never!

-- My bad, 2015 is the correct year...

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#11 posted 10-01-2013 02:54 AM

they work for me ; ))

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#12 posted 10-01-2013 02:56 AM

y not ?

i think yr supposed to pay it forward ?

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#13 posted 10-01-2013 02:58 AM

be kind

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#14 posted 10-01-2013 03:00 AM

Moron, owls are kewl but can never come before The Jesus. No matter the reason. Give me a J, give me an E…

-- My bad, 2015 is the correct year...

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#15 posted 10-01-2013 03:02 AM

above all other things

be kind

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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