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Monte Pittman

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09-13-2013 01:13 PM

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Just got a new chain saw, sure glad I saw this one before I tried to start it.

As we slowly move through life, we need to keep ourselves occupied with small projects…......Like this guy.

I know, I saw it right away too…. No safety glasses or hearing protection.

And I caught something else that is really important: he has no gloves on.

I might be up in age but I am still sharp as a tack.

-- Mother Nature created it, I just assemble it.

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#1 posted 09-13-2013 01:18 PM

Looks like this guy’s gonna get a new one!

-- Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. --Kevin in Happy Valley

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#2 posted 09-13-2013 01:34 PM

Yeah, Kevin, and he’ll be singing tenor, probably soprano, too.

-- rejo55, East Texas

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#3 posted 09-13-2013 02:03 PM

Safety equipment? Ah come on Monte, can’t you see him with all his “camo” clothing that he is a “smaller gunnerment” type that don’t needs no one getting up in his beeznass?!


-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

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#4 posted 09-13-2013 02:29 PM

maybe , it is a DIY Redneck Vasectomy Kit!!!

-- Smitty!!!

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#6 posted 09-13-2013 03:47 PM

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! – What is this guy Nuts???

-- Bill - "Suit yourself and let the rest be pleased."

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#7 posted 09-13-2013 05:53 PM

I gotta agree with Woodsmithshop fellar. Do we really want this guy spreading around his gene pool?

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#8 posted 09-13-2013 05:59 PM

Cajunpen: “What is this guy Nuts???”

Soon to be NO NUTS!!!

-- You've got to be smarter than the tree.

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#9 posted 09-13-2013 08:13 PM

Bill..its more like where are his nuts?

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#10 posted 09-13-2013 09:56 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “rooster tail”...

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#11 posted 09-13-2013 10:12 PM

His last words were “Hey Fred. Hold my beer and watch this!”

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#12 posted 09-13-2013 11:01 PM

Hold it! Hey who took my picture? What do you all mean? Have I been doing it wrong all this time? :)

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#13 posted 09-13-2013 11:28 PM

No worries. That’s John Bobbitt.

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#14 posted 09-13-2013 11:35 PM

Natural selection in progress.

-- John C. -- "Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the peoples' liberty's teeth." George Washington

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#15 posted 09-14-2013 09:52 AM

hahhahah LOL

-- Waleed Waheed

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