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Forum topic by CharlieM1958 posted 07-16-2013 12:20 PM 1153 views 0 times favorited 9 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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07-16-2013 12:20 PM

I read this one this morning and it made me laugh out loud. I thought it was too good not to pass along.


On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car

The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting
for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin
to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter said, ‘I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has
asked. Let me go find out,’ and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the
couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they
were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of
it all. ‘What if it doesn’t work?’ they wondered, ‘Are we stuck
together forever?’

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat

‘Yes,’ he informs them, ‘you can get married in Heaven.’

‘Great!’ said the couple, ‘But we were just wondering, what if things
don’t work out?

Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?’

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.

‘What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple.

‘OH, COME ON!’, St. Peter shouted, ‘It took me three months to find a
priest up here!

Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a Lawyer?!’

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#1 posted 07-16-2013 12:26 PM

HAHAHAHA…...Nice! LOL!!!!

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#2 posted 07-16-2013 12:47 PM

lol… thanks!

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#3 posted 07-16-2013 01:01 PM

Good one, Charlie.


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#4 posted 07-16-2013 01:36 PM

Now THAT one I can believe!


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#5 posted 07-16-2013 02:31 PM

That does make you laugh out loud!

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#6 posted 07-16-2013 02:36 PM


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#7 posted 07-29-2013 02:04 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#8 posted 07-29-2013 02:09 AM

Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it say:-

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#9 posted 08-11-2013 05:16 PM

We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a ‘large’ enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute – and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time—- a 1/2 horsepower.
He shook his head and said, ‘Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.’
I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said, ‘NO, it’s not..’
Four is larger than two.’
We haven’t used Sears repair since.

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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