|Forum topic by CharlieM1958||posted 07-16-2013 12:20 PM||1049 views||0 times favorited||9 replies|
07-16-2013 12:20 PM
I read this one this morning and it made me laugh out loud. I thought it was too good not to pass along.
On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car
The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting
When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.
St. Peter said, ‘I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has
The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat
‘Yes,’ he informs them, ‘you can get married in Heaven.’
‘Great!’ said the couple, ‘But we were just wondering, what if things
Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?’
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
‘What’s wrong?’ asked the frightened couple.
‘OH, COME ON!’, St. Peter shouted, ‘It took me three months to find a
Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a Lawyer?!’
-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"