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MarkTheFiddler

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387 days ago

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I kept asking myself why I kept those hunks of odd trim pieces. What’s the deal with that chunk of OSB? The 6 foot warped 2X4 is not fit for a sawhorse leg. And why oh why would I keep a couple of old buckets that I can’t even mix grout in? And the Rocks? What was I thinking?

The clothes dryer died today and we are really tight on funds so…..


Now we’re good till the end of the month!

Heh heh…. Maybe I should submit the thing as artwork.

How about you all?

-- Thanks for all the lessons!


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MT_Stringer

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#1 posted 387 days ago

Two thumbs up!

-- Handcrafted by Mike Henderson - Channelview, Texas

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waho6o9

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#2 posted 387 days ago

Good job Mark!

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gfadvm

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#3 posted 387 days ago

See, you DID need all those treasures!

Clothes dried in the sun are just better than machine dried ones (unless the birds roost on em)

-- " I'll try to be nicer, if you'll try to be smarter" gfadvm

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MarkTheFiddler

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#4 posted 387 days ago

Uh Oh. Time to find some more junk and make a scare-crow. If I had to buy all the supplies, that would have been $40.00.

-- Thanks for all the lessons!

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Joe Lyddon

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#5 posted 387 days ago

Convert it…

Add a basketball hoop… LOL

If not high enough, recycle it… LOL

Better yet, put it on Craigslist… maybe you can get $500 for it!! LOL

-- Have Fun! Joe Lyddon - Alta Loma, CA USA - Home: http://www.WoodworkStuff.net ... My Small Gallery: http://www.ncwoodworker.net/pp/showgallery.php?ppuser=1389&cat=500"

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KOVA

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#6 posted 387 days ago

GENIO-MARCOS!!!!!!
HÁGALO USTED MISMO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

-- KOVA, EL CARPINTERO DEL PUEBLO https://www.facebook.com/pages/El-Carpintero-Del-Pueblo/148976618479733

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lanwater

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#7 posted 387 days ago

Very resourceful!

They always come handy; that’s why I have a shed full of the stuff…

-- Abbas, Castro Valley, CA

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GrandpaLen

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#8 posted 387 days ago

Mark; – Alex, I’ll take “Lame Excuses” for $200, please.

Alex; – O.K.Mark, “Why you spent all day in your Shop.”

Mark; – ...what is, “The clothes dryer died today.”

Alex; – Mark, you are today’s ‘PARODY’ Champion, congratulation!

Sorry for your loss.

Best Regards. – Grandpa Len 8-)

-- Mother Nature should be proud of what you've done with her tree. - Len ...just north of a stone's throw from the oHIo, river that is, in So. Indiana.

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Jim Jakosh

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#9 posted 386 days ago

Going green, eh! No power needed there!!

-- Jim Jakosh.....Practical Wood Products...........Learn something new every day!! Variety is the Spice of Life!!

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MarkTheFiddler

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#10 posted 386 days ago

Ok guys, you have given me an idea! I’m going to post it on Craigslist. All green clothes dryer. Works perfect. Doubles as full court youth basketball court. $500.

Len, I’m searching for my next lame excuse. I think the toaster is out. I think I can find some spring clamps and some sheet metal offcuts.

-- Thanks for all the lessons!

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JoeinGa

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#11 posted 386 days ago

At first glance I didn’t notice the rope and clothes hanging. I was only looking at the wood.
So am I the only one who thought you built a cross, perhaps for an Easter pageant at your church?

-- Perform A Random Act Of Kindness Today ... Pay It Forward

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MarkTheFiddler

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#12 posted 386 days ago

Joe, I saw that myself. Those close lines are only good for vampire protection.

Now that you got me thinking about an actual cross, I’d put everything I had into one. Beyond that, I’d pray for his direction.

-- Thanks for all the lessons!

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