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Monte Pittman

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07-10-2013 01:56 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor question tip resource

1. I swear too much
2. Measure twice and cut once still doesn’t matter if your math was wrong to start with
3. I swear too much
4. I am a lousy aim with a hammer
5. I swear too much
6. You should wear gloves installing a new bandsaw blade on sawmill as it is very sharp
7. You probably know what goes here
8. I have no ice cream in the house
9. I didn’t really swear after that

How was your day?

-- Mother Nature created it, I just assemble it.


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Gary

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#1 posted 07-10-2013 01:59 AM

A poet Monte. You’re a real poet. Give us another

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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gfadvm

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#2 posted 07-10-2013 02:01 AM

Now I see why we are buddies!

-- " I'll try to be nicer, if you'll try to be smarter" gfadvm

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theoldfart

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#3 posted 07-10-2013 02:02 AM

Aparently better than yours! I got free wood.Hope your hands are ok, get some ice cream!

-- "Aged flatus, I heard that some one has already blown out your mortise." THE Surgeon ……………………………………. Kevin

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waho6o9

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#4 posted 07-10-2013 02:07 AM

Agreed with all of the above.

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sras

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#5 posted 07-10-2013 02:10 AM

I recognize those days!

-- Steve - Impatience is Expensive

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mja979

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#6 posted 07-10-2013 02:10 AM

Were you installing a 3/4 inch blade too? Yeah I needed a bandaid too. Lol

-- https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/787761497/the-hybrid-3d-lunatic-and-other-maze-puzzles

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Straightbowed

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#7 posted 07-10-2013 02:13 AM

eat more chicken

-- Stevo, work in tha city woodshop in the country

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distrbd

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#8 posted 07-10-2013 02:15 AM

I shouldn’t start working on a project that’s not particularly interesting, just to get busy.
I’d be better off relaxing on a chair having an ice cream.

-- Ken from Ontario

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huff

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#9 posted 07-10-2013 02:17 AM

How was my day?

You made it better; I had a good laugh!

-- John @ http://www.thehuffordfurnituregroup.com

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jjw5858

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#10 posted 07-10-2013 02:19 AM

HAAAAAAA….Fantastic. My day or night was made better by this. Thank you!

-- "Make something you love tomorrow...and do it slowly" JLB

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gfadvm

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#11 posted 07-10-2013 02:24 AM

Notice how sophisticated Monte is? He “swears”. I cuss.

-- " I'll try to be nicer, if you'll try to be smarter" gfadvm

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doubleDD

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#12 posted 07-10-2013 02:32 AM

I never heard myself swear in my shop. The neighbors might argue that.

-- --Dave, Downers Grove, Il. When you run out of ideas, start building your dreams

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christopheralan

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#13 posted 07-10-2013 02:35 AM

Lol. Thanks for posting. That was funny.

-- christopheralan http://www.projectwoodworks.com

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jumbojack

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#14 posted 07-10-2013 02:45 AM

What the @&^ do you mean there is no %^#$ ice cream. THAT IS TOTALLY UN %#@& ACCEPTABLE

-- Made in America, with American made tools....Shopsmith

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DocSavage45

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#15 posted 07-10-2013 02:48 AM

You could add My math was right, I measured right, and I still marked the wrong measurement! After I get mad I laugh at myself.

Ice cream makes you fat. LOL!

-- Cau Haus Designs, Thomas J. Tieffenbacher

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