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juniorjock

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395 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: joke lol

Why you should never question a drunk

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out,
a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, ‘You must be single.’

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict’s intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: Well, you know what, you’re absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?

The drunk replied, ‘Cause you’re ugly.’

-- JJ...... I guess you could say I'm a 54 year old "juniorjock". — Make things with wood.

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Aubster

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395 days ago

That’s a good one.

-- A man who moves mountains starts one stone at a time.

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Kindlingmaker

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395 days ago

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That was excellant for this Monday morning!

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MsDebbieP

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395 days ago

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry .. lol

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John Gray

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395 days ago

roflmao

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woodchips

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395 days ago

thanks that was funny.

~isaac

-- "Who but a fool would discard seeminly useless parts? To keep every cog and wheel is the first precaution of intelligent engineering" -- Aldo Leopold

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juniorjock

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395 days ago

I usually don’t laugh out loud at jokes I receive, but I couldn’t help it on this one. So simple and so funny. Hey John, I guess I’m a little behind on my texting words, I had to look your comment up so I’d know what you said. And I totally agree with you.
-JJ

-- JJ...... I guess you could say I'm a 54 year old "juniorjock". — Make things with wood.

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Allison

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394 days ago

Classic! Thanks for the grin that I can tell by the look on his face my hubby is wondering about.
I will never tell!
Allison

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

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john

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394 days ago

Thats funny :D nice one !!!

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robbi

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394 days ago

Laughed out loud on that one! Very funny.

-- robbi-Yadahooty!

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odie

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394 days ago

LOL

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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